The Ashtray Clock: "Oh My, Time for a Cigarette!"

The Ashtray Clock: "Oh My, Time for a Cigarette!"

The Kikkerlland Ashtray Clock doubles as an ashtray

LED Capsule Message Clock: "Hey Honey, I crashed the Car Yesterday!

LED Capsule Message Clock: "Hey Honey, I crashed the Car Yesterday!"

SUCK UK's clock comes with built-in LEDs that can be programmed to stream messages

Ninja Clock Keeps an Eye on the Employees

Ninja Clock Keeps an Eye on the Employees

The clock has 3 nunchuck hands that count down to an inevitable job dismissal