14 DAY TRIAL // If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. One can only assume this is what the folks at the Sasquatch Genome Project tell themselves every morning. Sort of like a mantra.
Some months ago, i.e. in February, these researchers announced that they were in possession of DNA evidence that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that Bigfoot was real. Unsurprisingly, people had trouble believing them.
Still, these researchers weren't about to give up. This past Tuesday, they took part in a news conference in Dallas, and once again tried to convince ordinary folks that Bigfoot wasn't just a product of people's imagination.
They presented footage, and they talked about how, analyzing alleged Sasquatch DNA samples, they reached the conclusion that the first Bigfoot ever to walk the Earth some 13,000 years ago was the love child of a human female and a male belonging to an unidentified primate species.
“One hundred eleven samples of blood, tissue, hair, and other types of specimens were studied, characterized and hypothesized to be obtained from elusive hominins in North America commonly referred to as Sasquatch,” the researchers write in a report on their work.
“Because some of the mtDNA haplogroups found in our Sasquatch samples originated as late as 13,000 years ago, we are hypothesizing that the Sasquatch are human hybrids, the result of males of an unknown hominin species crossing with female Homo sapiens,” specialist Melba Ketchum detailed at the news conference, as cited by WebProNews.
Note the use of the word “hypothesize,” both in the first and in the second paragraph.
By the looks of it, the Sasquatch Genome Project intends to further detail on their findings in a documentary they plan to shoot in a not so distant future.
Well, I hypothesize this documentary will turn out to be a roaring success, and will surely convince people of Bigfoot's existence.