14 DAY TRIAL // Taylor Swift is well aware that people make fun of her, saying she’d grow old to become the infamous cat lady no one wants to hang out with. She already has 2 kitties, joking once that she wanted to start her collection young, so she could make it as impressive as possible.
One of these kittens attacked her the other day, while she was trying to show her some love, Taylor writes on Twitter, in a caption to a photo of her legs, with the left one badly scratched.
Because Taylor is up to speed with most things people say about her, she’s also heard of last week’s rumor about how she had her pins insured for the impressive amount of $40 million (€37.8 million), because she wanted to take all precautions in case her upcoming tour ended up with her in the hospital.
So since cute Meredith went crazy on her leg, that means that she owes Taylor $40 million (€37.8 million), Taylor jokes in all-CAPS. After all, a contract is a contract.
Unlike most celebrities, Swift actually has a sense of humor, which is also apparent from her music, which often mocks the narrative of her in the tabloids. Today’s suggestion for Photo of the Day also proves it, because other star would have either denied the insurance story or ignored it completely.
As a bonus, the second photo below shows that Taylor is also pretty good at puns.
GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS pic.twitter.com/Zsaa08EqPS
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) March 14, 2015
Couldn't help but make it into a pun, could I... A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2015 at 10:01am PDT