Lindsay Lohan Responds to Joan Rivers: Watch Yo Mouth!

Shortly after word that Lindsay Lohan had been sentenced to 90 days in jail and mandatory rehab got out in the media, television personality Joan Rivers, never the one to mince her words, took to Twitter to blast her. Lohan did not initially respond to her comments, but her ex Samantha Ronson did, telling Rivers she had collagen older than Lindsay, therefore she was not the one to talk.

Now, a couple of days later, Lindsay too is joining in the Twitter feud by responding to Rivers’ comments about how she was incredibly dumb and was taking everything for granted. According to the legally troubled actress, Joan Rivers and her father, Michael Lohan, would make an incredible pair, especially if they were to share tips on Botox and plastic surgery.

“Joan Rivers and her ‘stargument’ make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven....... all he needs is her botox doctor. ‘Dr.’ Drew- any ideas? Botox rehab reality show?” Lohan tweets, thus killing no less than three birds with a single stone: Rivers, her dad and Dr. Drew of “Celebrity Rehab,” who often said Lindsay was a typical addict crying out for help. “In the words of 50 cent.. ‘You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth’,” Lindsay adds.

By comparison, Lindsay was delicate with Rivers’ feelings. “I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof. Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge. Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor,” the comedienne wrote in the tweets that started the “feud.” “Hey Joan Rivers. You have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can’t hear,” Ronson tweeted back, coming to her ex’s defense.

The other day, amidst speculation that she was in a lot of debt (to the tune of many millions of dollars), Lindsay stepped out for dinner with Samantha, after months of not speaking to each other and even bad-mouthing each other whenever given the chance.

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