14 DAY TRIAL // Looks like Charlie Sheen isn't familiar (or at least acquainted, for that matter) with one geoscientist's theory that the Nessie is not some ancient monster trapped inside the famous Scottish lake, but gas. Literally.
The actor has recently traveled to Scotland, and somehow decided that it was up to him to end the mystery surrounding Nessie once and for all, TMZ reports.
He rented a boat and set out to catch the Loch Ness Monster. He was armed with a bottle of Scotch, so he was fairly confident that he would succeed where many before him had failed.
More so since he was also carrying a viking-like helmet, which surely trumps sonar imaging and other technologies people usually use when they want to explore this Scottish lake.
Unfortunately for Charlie Sheen, somebody must have tipped Nessie off. When he got there, there was absolutely no sign of either the mythical creature, or his friends and family.
Apparently, Nessie had had time to hide his wife and kids. And himself.