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Undoubtedly, the most defining moment for us as humans was when some of our ancestors decided to start domesticating wild animals, and settling down on a certain land. They started cultivating a relatively small variety of plants, but arguably what allowed them to remain put and survive in the then-inhospitable lands... |
23 June 2009
03:03 GMT |
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Celebrities, it has been said, can be divided into two categories: those who really deserve to be called that and who, as it happens, are the least aware of the attention they’re constantly showered with, and those who fell into the “pot” by accident. It’s these people who are often the most v... |
4 March 2009
08:55 GMT |
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When word got out that British pop star and former Take That member Robbie Williams was so fascinated about UFOs and alien life that he was thinking of seriously investing in it, the entire media was almost instantly filled with sarcastic jokes at his expense. However, it seems that at least one person shares the sam... |
12 January 2009
11:04 GMT |
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Former glamour model Jordan, now known simply as Katie Price, is not only a singer, writer and fashion designer, as she will probably be soon to add yet another “title” to her belt – that of socialite extraordinaire. Speaking with the local media, Jordan has revealed plans to move to Los Angeles, wh... |
9 January 2009
10:49 GMT |
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Former British glamor model Jordan - who likes to go by her given name of Katie Price these days - is widely known as a cross between a Victoria Beckham wannabe and an early version of Michael Jackson. Mercifully, no part of her face has yet become detached, much to the horror of the world at large, and she hasn'... |
12 May 2008
05:10 GMT |
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British glamor model Jordan, real name Katie Price, was never what you'd call "subtle" - on the contrary, her trademark in-your-face attitude made her who she is today. Or rather, who she used to be a couple of months ago, because in recent times, we really have no idea what happened to the old big-busted, blond... |
17 April 2008
05:58 GMT |
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That Jordan...that is, Katie Price really is a wonder woman. Her extremely diverse range of skills and talents are bound to give anyone a run for his money. She writes books, designs hair care electricals and sex toys, has a busy social life, a family to look after, and in between dealing with all that, always manage... |
11 April 2008
03:36 GMT |
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Glowing orange skin, oversize boobs, blond weave and a smile that seemed to scream "look at me, I'm simply irresistible." All this put together, plus the revealing mini skirts and the drunken dusk-till-dawn romps in London's most glamorous bars, and we have an almost perfect rendition of the life of the for... |
5 April 2008
07:23 GMT |
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Now, you gotta give Jordan props. Sorry, I meant Katie Price. She has got to be one of the hardest working girls in Britain, and she is certainly not afraid of putting her work on display for the others (that is, us, the audience) to judge and admire. Of course, when I say "work", I use the term in a very loose and g... |
5 March 2008
11:06 GMT |
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If there's one thing in this world that British glamor girl Jordan likes to do, it's... no, not that other thing, people -I mean the thing she does all the time. OK, not penis talk, she hasn't done that in a while - but you're getting close. The right answer is "Jordan likes to talk". About anythi... |
28 February 2008
09:39 GMT |
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I must say, I've been looking forward to this day pretty much ever since I was born, and now that it's finally here, it's all I can do to stop myself from shouting about it to pretty much everyone I meet in the street. OK, I might be exaggerating just a tiny bit, but nevertheless, you must share some o... |
26 February 2008
03:20 GMT |
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I know we live in the age of plastic surgery - an age in which we learn to look at ourselves with an increasingly critical eye and enjoy the comforting thought that we can surgically correct pretty much all the features we believe are not perfect. I always thought cosmetic surgery was dangerous and addictive (anyone ... |
18 February 2008
03:59 GMT |
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I think that someone should sit down with Jordan - the formerly big-boobed no-brainer who's currently on a mission to "reinvent" herself as a classy lady - and show her a few photos of Michael Jackson. You know, give her "the talk" about people who suffer from body dysmorphic disorder, people who become addicted... |
6 February 2008
05:02 GMT |
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Remember Jordan? Kidding - how could anyone possibly forget this vision of beauty, grace and style. Well, if you thought Jordan had the ideal life - something she's been trying hard to make us all believe for a while now - you were wrong. It seems that all is not quiet on the boob... I mean, Jordan front, and th... |
4 February 2008
08:14 GMT |
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I had no idea Peter Andre was a man with such a profound insight on life's most pressing dilemmas. Not only is this sometimes-singer, full-time-hubby a classy man himself, he also seems to have a better understanding than most people on this planet of an issue that, over the years, has given rise to numerous deb... |
31 January 2008
08:08 GMT |
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If I were to think about Jordan, this modern-day British Pamela Anderson with the heart of silicone and the mind set on nothing but personal gain, the first thing that would come to mind would not be a proper thought, but a visual of her cartoon-like massive boobs, which have become somehow trademark of the glamor mo... |
10 January 2008
10:40 GMT |
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Someone, please help me snap out of it. I'm sure this is just a surrealistic nightmare of some kind, an ugly dream, a terrible nightmare. This effectively cannot be happening. But apparently it IS happening, I have a feeling I just don't know who I am anymore. Light is fading. The world is turning into a gr... |
7 January 2008
06:58 GMT |
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I never knew Jordan had a sister - but really, if I did, my immediate reaction would have been to pity the poor girl for having such an incredibly annoying older sister. But apparently it's a good thing I didn't have the time to feel pity for Sophia Price, because - surprise! It seems that being a total idi... |
27 December 2007
10:52 GMT |
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I must say, someone out there really hates our guts. And I have a shrewed suspicion that that someone also had a long conversation with Jordan, during which they told her a whole bunch of lies - one of which being that the world loves her and that the one thing we really need to be happy for Christmas is more of this... |
14 December 2007
06:12 GMT |
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I don't know much about human psychology - well, I guess no one knows everything on that topic, either - but there's one thing I never could fully understand and that I always suspected escapes all the written and unwritten laws of normal human behavior (whatever that is). My question would be - how come so... |
13 December 2007
09:04 GMT |
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I'm telling you, very soon we will either start a "Big Boobs" book club here or we will all choke to death on the amount of garbage Jordan insists on stuffing down our throats - metaphorically, I mean. Yes, I know what you will say, no one actually forces us to pay any attention to her or to others like her - bu... |
6 December 2007
04:45 GMT |
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I had no idea that Jordan's husband, the once-upon-a-time singer Peter Andre, was such an interesting character all by himself. I must admit ignorance and tell you that I was totally convinced his boobilicious and media-whoring... I mean, loving wife was worth all the attention, with her lust for the public eye ... |
5 December 2007
06:47 GMT |
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That absolutely wonderful Jordan strikes again. You see, it's no secret to anyone that I'm completely crazy about Jordan and the way she insists on invading our lives with wonderful (read that trailer-trashy) displays of her bubbly personality, choice of clothes and weird PDAs. Speaking of which, don't... |
3 December 2007
04:54 GMT |
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Jordan is just my favorite model in the whole wide world. I mean, just look at her - no, really, if you have to, put sunglasses on and dare to throw her a glimpse. What do you see? OK, take five minutes and let your eyes adjust, and then tell me. She's just...well, extremely accomplished. She's got it all. ... |
24 November 2007
03:19 GMT |
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Prepare, everyone, Jordan's mouth strikes again. No, don't go looking at me like that - and please notice I said "Jordan's mouth", not "Jordan's brain", for two reasons, mainly. One is that I have seen no evidence so far that Jordan actually has a brain (in fact, I have strong reasons to doubt the... |
14 November 2007
08:18 GMT |
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I now officially know why Mondays are so risky and even referred to as "manic". It's because they come after a weekend, and a weekend, y'all, is a very risky thing: it's actually been proven to be the time when most people (famous ones in particular) have a tendency to do stupid, silly things - such as... |
29 October 2007
07:54 GMT |
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British big-mouthed model Jordan has launched her new line of haircare electricals. Yes, I know, it's got to be quite confusing. I mean, if you take a closer look at these photos, I'm sure it's neither the blow drier nor the flat iron that jump out at you. Where do I begin... Well, how about with the B... |
26 October 2007
07:09 GMT |
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Jordan probably thought things were a little quiet on the gossip front, so she decided to spice up our lives (pun intended) with a few well-chosen remarks that show to all of us once again what a classy, delicate and well-mannered lady Jordan is. The glamour model and her husband Peter Andre were guests on Friday Nig... |
15 October 2007
09:16 GMT |
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Dear Jordan! I was beginning to miss the orange beauty queen. She is such a sweet, natural-looking woman. I mean, she's totally my idol. OK, I'm joking about the last part, but really, few other celebrities (except maybe that luscious piece of hot sexiness that is CoCo) have this gift of making my day when ... |
10 October 2007
04:38 GMT |
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Jordan, ladies and gentlemen, is officially orange. No, she's not in jail, although I would think that there should be some sort of law punishing her for abusing her skin and allowing it to be of that horribly fake-tanned color. Jordan and her hubby Peter Andre attended a birthday party in London over the weeken... |
1 October 2007
09:59 GMT |
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You just have to love Jordan. Katie Price. One of them, anyway. She's such a lovely, multi-faceted person with so many different hobbies and preoccupations. She's really one of the busiest persons alive, whenever she can spare some time from looking sexy on magazine covers and talking about every stupid, si... |
21 September 2007
06:25 GMT |
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Everybody cover up, Jordan's on the loose again. Man, this lady can't keep her mouth shut at all, and every time she blesses us with one of her pearls of wisdom, we end up rolling on the floor laughing and howling for weeks and weeks. This time, though, it's not more whining about how the glamour model... |
19 September 2007
11:03 GMT |
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Did you guys miss Jordan too? We sure did - but I must say I'm pretty disappointed. I was really expecting something along the lines of her last round of spectacular revelations - when she gave us all the goods on the size of her husband Peter Andre's penis, told us he likes to shave his butt and confessed ... |
18 September 2007
04:04 GMT |
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Dear Jordan, you have to simply love her... I mean, she's such a foul-mouthed chatterbox, she's just any journalist's dream... Just imagine interviewing her. You don't even have to think about outrageous things to ask her and then maybe slip a question or two in between talking about the weather, ... |
20 August 2007
10:09 GMT |
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Jordan might be a lot of things, from designer to writer, to perfume creator and television star, but one thing that she definitely is not is subtle. Or, if you like to look at things from another perspective, she's that too if, when the term 'subtlety' pops into your mind, you instantly picture a huge... |
18 August 2007
04:47 GMT |
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I simply have to begin this by saying: my God, I missed Jordan! To be completely frank, I don't even know how I managed to get through day after day when she was not doing any interviews and certainly not going out to party. Now that I've survived the ordeal, I feel like Jordan's absence has done nothi... |
4 August 2007
06:38 GMT |
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In true celebrity fashion, famous glamor model Jordan (real name Katie Price) is already gracing the covers of UK magazines, only that this time it's not with her own superb body that she's doing it, but with her bundle of joy, the latest addition to the Price-Andre family, Princess Tiaamii. Tiaamii is the ... |
1 August 2007
06:48 GMT |
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After several conflicting reports on how Katie Price/Jordan/the hottest celebrity ever will name her newborn daughter (there was some oscillation between Crystal - the name of the main character in one of her books, and Bunny - because that would've been a cool and fuzzy name), the British glamor model finally r... |
25 July 2007
06:53 GMT |
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Peter Andre was famous back in 1996, when his album went to no.1 in the UK charts, but after that, his fame faded away, like that of so many other one-hit wonders. What put him back into the spotlights was a British reality TV series called "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!", where he constantly flirted with... |
18 July 2007
03:09 GMT |
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It's been only five days since Katie Price (aka Jordan) gave birth to her third child. But good things can never last long, even for newborn babies. I pray to God that, years from now, Jordan's daughter does not read somewhere that her mother thought she was an ugly baby. Because that's exactly what th... |
4 July 2007
05:28 GMT |
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Well, it was good while it lasted, in this case, 'it' meaning the whole period before 'it' actually began. I'll explain: Katie Price (aka Jordan, aka Britain's favorite glamour girl) and her color-coordinated hubby Peter Andre (aka the singing six pack with '90s hairdo) tried to bri... |
23 April 2007
07:58 GMT |
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Yesterday, Jordan pointed her perfectly manicured fingernails at Posh Spice Victoria Beckahm's neck, going on television and saying that she is way hotter than her British counterpart and, even more, that anybody can look better than the footaballer's wife. Without saying she holds herself too highly, Katie... |
14 April 2007
07:22 GMT |
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Yesterday, I had the immense pleasure of presenting you the most color-coordinated couple in the world, taking over LA: Katie Price (Jordan) and Peter Andre. In case you didn't know, these two British superstars are now in the US, shooting scenes for a new season of their reality show, 'Katie and Peter'... |
13 April 2007
09:30 GMT |
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You know I simply love Jordan. I mean, I wouldn't be human if I didn't, because I truly believe there is not a single being on this planet that hasn't simply fallen head over heels in love with her. Let's take a moment to think things through a bit: she's beautiful (naturally, I might as well... |
12 April 2007
10:52 GMT |
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Because we all love Katie Price, aka Jordan, and the glamour girl is more than aware of our feelings towards her, she has decided to become famous in the States, too. I know, becoming famous is not something that you just 'decide' to do, but seeing that we're talking about the woman who rose to the sta... |
27 March 2007
06:35 GMT |
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The British media has a very funny way of poking fun at celebrities who don't quite belong in showbiz. Aside from the fact that glamour model Katie Price, aka Jordan, has done more than enough to qualify for being a star, and despite her many talents and accomplishments (which include dressing up in slutty cloth... |
17 March 2007
07:46 GMT |
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I know this doesn't quite qualify for our 'Fashion Police' section but I believe what you're about to see next is worth a minute of your precious time. I also know that you've grown accustomed to seeing the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Jordan and the rest of non-repea... |
9 March 2007
11:17 GMT |
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