Dude Calls 911, Asks for a Ride to the Liquor Store

Dude Calls 911, Asks for a Ride to the Liquor Store

At least he knew better than to get behind the wheel already inebriated

Baby Is Born Drunk, Has Blood Alcohol Level 23 Times the Legal Limit

Baby Is Born Drunk, Has Blood Alcohol Level 23 Times the Legal Limit

The baby's mother reportedly collapsed while shopping for more alcohol