14 DAY TRIAL // Alli Reed, writer for Cracked.com, decided to do a small experiment and create the world's worst dating profile ever, in a curious attempt to see if a person as horrible as the one she made up would get any replies just because she was attractive.
The blogger wrote about the entire experience and about the facts that made her go through with her little experience. “I got the feeling that a lot of men on that site [OkCupid] would message literally any woman who had a profile, but the optimist in me wanted to believe that there was a limit,” Alli wrote on Cracked.com.
She created the profile of a 25-year-old woman “so awful, so toxic, so irredeemably unlikable that no one would message her, or if they did, at least they would realize they never, ever wanted to meet her.” She describes the young lady as the worst manipulative, gold-digging, spoiled, racist and ignorant human being from the face of the planet. It was like all of the women's worst features were gathered into one attractive single individual.
In the self-summary section, the woman wrote “I'm a Godes and i do Me!!!. If you cant handle me at my worst u dont deserve me at my best. Im Aaron Carters biggest fan and if u cant handle that then get out of my face!! YOLO.” To make things even more interesting, the woman's best feature was convincing people she is pregnant and the first thing people usually notice about her is the “drink Im throwing in there face LOL.”
Like many other spoiled brats of today's society, the things she couldn't live without are money, her car, her phone, her family, her friends, Aaron Carter and “keeping america american.” If you thought this was already too much, it only gets better as the aroncarterfan says that the most private thing she's willing to admit is that “[I] convinced my ex I was pregnant and he still pays me child support” with lots of LOL's.
The young lady was looking for guys, with ages between 19-60, living close to her location, for friendship, long- or short-term dating, or just casual intimate relations. The only condition was that the man messaging her must be rich as she is obviously high-maintenance.
Surprisingly, or not, the terrible woman going under the name of aaroncarterfan got way too many messages from men interested in dating or romancing her, more than 150 in 24 hours. One, in particular, was more than fascinated with her “sweet” and “down-to-Earth” attitude and wasn't even bothered by her painful grammatical errors, eagerly asking for her number.
If this proves anything is that a pretty face can cover up gigantic flaws, like the ones of the made-up dating profile woman who seemed to be attracting quite a few lovers. Alli Reed admitted she was quite disappointed with the result as it wasn't the one she was expecting.