14 DAY TRIAL // While some women settle for fantasizing over the perfect life with whom they consider to be the perfect man, others go and make that life happen. Oddly enough, it looks like there is one third possibility: faking it.
Not to beat about the bush, media reports say that one woman by the name Danielle Davies has been sharing a life with a Bradley Cooper cardboard cutout for several months now, and, by the looks of it, the two could not be happier together.
The cutout appears to be the perfect gentleman. It accompanies Danielle Davis everywhere she goes, helps her bake cookies, takes her on romantic dates, and very much enjoys spending time with her children, Jezebel informs.
Truth be told, it's not as if this woman's cardboard life partner had an actual brain that it could hope to use to make his own decisions, so it does not really have a choice when it comes to its daily routine or hobbies.
Still, some might want to argue that, precisely because it has no mind of its own, Danielle Davis' life-sized cardboard Bradley Cooper might just be the best possible guy anyone could ever hope to have by their side. More so since the cutout is aging-proof.
The woman has even started a website, i.e. My Life with Bradley Cooper, which documents her life with her beloved cardboard man. Those looking to have some fun might want to check it out, especially if they are curious about how the actor's cardboard spends its days.
“The fact is, while most of us don't actually live our lives with movie stars, many of us wish we did. And so, being a forward thinking American, I have taken the bull by the horns, the horse by the reigns, the cardboard cutout of Bradley Cooper by the shoulders, and just pretended that I do.”
“This is the land of the free and the brave, where all things can happen. Especially if you make them happen. Who am I to buck the system? If I want a life with Bradley Cooper, well, then...I'll just make one up,” the woman explains her peculiar life.
Interestingly enough, Danielle Davis says that, while she was a student at Villanova University in the United States, she did get to meet Bradley Cooper, and even appeared on stage next to him. However, they have since drifted apart.
Thus, whereas Bradley has moved on to acquire fame and fortune, the woman has become a mother of two and a wife. She now lives in New Jersey and says that, contrary to what some might assume, she is quite pleased with her life.
Just for the record, it must be said that Danielle Davis did not ask for permission from the real Bradley Cooper before welcoming the cardboard cutout into her life. “Please note that the real life movie star, Bradley Cooper, has in no way participated, authorized or endorsed this pursuit, website, vision or hallucination,” she stresses.