14 DAY TRIAL // A woman in San Francisco has posted an ad on Craigslist advertising her mattress. She tells a story with her ad, and it's a tale of lies, cheating, and crushed expectations.
According to the seller's ad, which has been reposted by Jezebel, she realized that her ex was a cheater and a liar and she didn't want the mattress to remind her of him.
She wants to sell it off to someone who is also going through a bad relationship and can sympathize with her.
She documents her giving up grad school for her flame and listening to a lot of Fiona Apple and Alanis Morissette to get over the break-up.
She invites men that share the physical characteristics of her boyfriend to buy the item, just to see them struggle with getting it down the stairs and out of the building.