14 DAY TRIAL // This oldie but goodie Chuck Norris joke is still all the rage. It relies on the assumption that Chuck Noris is omniscient, a deity with a temper, and is difficult to track down.
In order to get to enjoy this joke, you need to follow three basic steps. The first step is going to google.com, the second is typing “Where is Chuck Norris” and the third is clicking on the first link that appears in your search results.
You will be directed to website that we can assume was not put together by Chuck Norris. The website exists since 2007, but the joke is still funny. As you reach it, a page that appears to be a Google search page will ask you to stop looking for Chuck Norris, as he will find you when he needs you.
“Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you,” users are notified.