14 DAY TRIAL // Yes, you're reading it right! If you want to get a pussy to come near you, all you have to do is get an Xbox 360, or a PS3. I couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes when I first saw this picture of a cat between an Xbox 360 and a PS3 on Kotaku.
First of all, try not to get me wrong, all I'm saying is that game consoles are pussy magnets- they like being around next-gens. Pussy as in cat (I'm sure you were thinking of something else). But to make things clear, here is the dictionary.com explanation of the word pussy: "a cat, esp. a kitten".
The guys over at Kotaku tried to determine the size of a PS3 compared to a cat, a lovely specimen I might add. They also placed near the cat, an Xbox 360 and a Wii, but I cut the Wii out of the picture because I'm mad at Nintendo as they stripped their next-gen of DVD functionality.
Maybe Kotaku should be more attentive with their consoles 'cause the cat might knock them down. I bet the PS3 will break, because if we are to believe 1up.com Japan, the PS3 "feels like cheap plastic cr*p".