The robber explains being too drunk to walk home after her graduation celebration

Apr 24, 2013 14:38 GMT  ·  By

Redditor seenic posts an awesome apology letter from a woman who has stolen, or better yet borrowed his bike a few nights ago.

The thief has returned the bike and explained her motivation for taking it. She has also added a Domino's voucher for a free cake to the mix.

The robber was headed home from her booze-filled college graduation celebration on Saturday and couldn't afford a taxi, therefore decided to “borrow” the bike.

“After the bar it was too late to catch a bus, and I am too broke to afford a cab, so I borrowed your bike without asking. It was a lusciously smooth ride from what I remember,” she writes.

She has signed the letter “Bike Theif,” but the owner posts on Reddit that he is not looking for her anyway, and he is not even bothered by the theft.