14 DAY TRIAL // Oh man, I wish people wouldn't get so excited about those mad advertising marathon night shows. There's no solution to that. But hey, here's something that might solve a related problem though: loud annoying TV commercials. Imagine trying to press the mute button every time you hear a stupid slogan like Toyota's ancient "You want it, You got it! Toyotaaa!". Press mute over and over and over again. Maybe the TV Volume Generator will end the life of loud commercials. Probably not.
Statistics say that during commercials, people adjust their volume up to 8 times per hour. If you're really annoyed and slothful, then the Volume Generator might give your ears (and thumbs) a brake. The TV advertising industry uses some sound mixing and mastering commercials that actually sound louder in order to attract your attention. This is where the volume generator comes in. When connected to your TV set, the device actually delivers a consistent audio level. It also handles loud or quiet scenes from a movie (even while channel surfing). Once installed, the device operates automatically.
Here's how it works. Advanced digital sign processing automatically adjusts the sound level devices without introducing additional noise. This enables real-time re-mastering and provides consistent sound quality using signal-sampling at thousands of times per second. Sudden loud noises are also corrected. It's a great device for the impaired hearing. And here's the breakthrough: a reaction time of only 002.seconds. That means you'll get none of the TV advertising echoes you've been hearing before your last night sleep. The TV Volume Generator is available from firsSTREET and will sell for 49,95$.