Hell yeah!!!

Nov 13, 2006 09:54 GMT  ·  By

Game News reports that this Christmas, Running With Scissors, "sweetens the holidays" regardless if one has been naughty or nice.

Tucson, AZ Santa Claus may ponder whether you've been Good or Bad, but Running With Scissors (RWS) CEO Vince Desi doesn't care if you were naughty or nice - he wants everybody to share in some POSTAL Holiday Fudge.

Postal Fudge Pack is actually a five-in-one compilation featuring five Postal Games plus extras. For those that are not that familiar with the game, well, it is the sickest and most entertaining game ever made. There is nothing of this kind more fun than Postal, at least for me it isn't. This game is not recommended to those under the legal age or to those with heart problems

The DVD will be a 3-way, meaning that will work on Macs, Windows, and Linux and will include:

- Postal - Classic and Uncut

As seen on the senate floor, the original atrocity that pissed off your mom in 1997. Old school retro gameplay! Includes the Special Delivery add-on levels!

- Postal 2 - Share The Pain

The one that re-started it all! The Dude shows up for his first day working at RWS and hilarity ensues! Fight cops! Rage against the Man! Snuff Taliban! Buy Milk!- Guest appearance by Gary Coleman! (includes multiplayer!)

- Postal 2 - Apocalypse Weekend

Find out what happens to The Dude after his near-fatal "firearms accident!". Learn the scandalous secret behind the cancelled Pigeon Mission! Witness the thinly veiled parody of our former publisher!

- Eternal Damnation - Fan Made Game

A total conversion mod based on the Postal 2 code, plunge into a dark, seething cesspool of twisted priests, insanity and ZOMBIES! Kids today are all about the zombies...

- Week in Paradise - Fan Made Mod

Awesome modification that adds the swanky Apocalypse Weekend weapons to Postal 2, allows you to play the whole seven days as one long game WAY, WAY MORE! You'll like it!

- Extras

Floor Sweeping and random items of marginal interest BECAUSE WE CARE. Warning: may include nudity and midgets with guns.

The minimum requirements for this Pack are MacOS X 10.2.8 or higher, 700Mhz G3, 256 MB RAM, 2 gigs HD space, 32MB Radeon or GeForce 2; but they recommend: 1GHz G4 or higher, 512 MB RAM, 2 gigs HD space, 64MB Radeon 9000 or GeForce 3 and the whole pack will be priced at $29.99.