14 DAY TRIAL // One day they’re dating and are madly in love, the next they’re moving on, while the next after that they’re expecting a baby: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s personal life and their so-called romantic involvement off camera continues to be tabloid fodder. The latest story on the two that has just surfaced says they have moved in together and they’re already engaged to be married – or something along those lines, courtesy of OK! Magazine.
The latest print issue of the mag features, as you can see on the left, a photo of the two on the cover. Large, bold letters underneath it read, “Twilight Wedding: Rob & Kristen ENGAGED!,” which would imply that the two have finally gone official with the affair they never owned up to in the first place and that, moreover, they’re already thinking of taking it one step further by preparing to tie the knot. As E! Online points out, things are never what they seem.
While some fans would positively love the idea of Pattinson and Stewart being a real item in real life as well, even a tabloid like OK! should do better than this when trying to sell copies on a romance that no one even seems to know if it exists or not, E! says. For starters, despite the huge, screaming headline on the cover, the magazine makes no mention whatsoever of an engagement in the article inside it, but rather says that the two like to act as if they’re husband and wife whenever Kristen goes to Robert’s place in Vancouver.
“The tabloid’s front page claims Twilight costars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have recently moved in together and are engaged. The article, however, says nearly nothing of the sort. ‘If Kristen is looking for Rob, she’ll say, “Has anyone seen my husband?”’ an insider supposedly tells the mag. ‘And Rob loves to say “Have you met my lovely wife, Kristen?” It’s cute. They’re like a couple of love-struck teenagers.’ Something tells us that being ‘like a couple of love-struck teenagers’ has little in common with a pair about to exchange I-dos. ‘Spending nights together in Rob’s suite’ in Vancouver is hardly cohabitating, either.” E! Online points out.
If anything, the words of the spy OK! quotes point out that both Robert and Kristen have a sense of humor and that they might be reenacting scenes they’ve read about in “Breaking Dawn,” the fourth “Twilight” movie, or even pulling people’s leg with a joke.