14 DAY TRIAL // It's not uncommon for Charlie Sheen to engage in long Twitter tirades about this or that person or event. Usually, he takes his time bashing former wives like Denise Richards over child support and other domestic things, and every once in a while he lashes out at Ashton Kutcher, the man who replaced him on “Two and a Half Men.”
But yesterday, Charlie found a whole new victim in the shape of singer Rihanna, as he felt he dissed his fiancée by not agreeing to meet with her in a restaurant. Here's the deal: Rihanna happened to be having dinner in the same establishment as Charlie and Scottine (formerly known as Brett Rossi), and since she was a fan of the singer, she requested a meet-and-greet.
She was promptly denied, because “there were too many paps outside” and that's when Charlie lost his cool. He went on Twitter to vent his rage by writing a lengthy tirade which included the lines “Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we're not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess (or in this case the Village idiot) (sic).”
He also had a few words about her pink new hairdo, “Halloween isn't for a while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public. it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none.”
Rihanna got wind that she was being virtually trashed on Twitter and chose to hit back simply with “If that old queen don't get ha diapers out of a bunch...(sic),” using the term queen as a substitute for gay, which is what the world suspects she was making Charlie to be.
But it didn't take long before Charlie Sheen got back on Twitter and had the final word of the argument, well more than one in fact, when he decided to teach Rihanna a thing or two about the English language. He wrote to her “Dear Ms. Rihan- oh wait, no last name, Okay, Dear R - clearly English is NOT your primary language.”
He went on with some scathing comments, “Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I'm flattered. And secondly; do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle. But beware of the rats and the snakes. They stir with folly awaiting your tepid advance, in the shadows...”
Right now, it's Rihanna's turn to hit Charlie with a comeback, but she doesn't seem interested at this point to have this social media war with Charlie. Perhaps she thinks she can't win, seeing as how Charlie has a lot of experience with this and, if anything, he can win with sheer persistence.