14 DAY TRIAL // It’s been years that celebrity pundits have been pleading with Justin Bieber to pull up his pants. Some have said it politely, others not so much, but the result was always the same because The Biebs never acted as if he got the message.
If anything, he’s been dressing more ridiculously. Take as an example the photo attached to this post: that’s Justin Bieber getting off a boat in Ibiza after spending the day at sea, trying and failing to master the “art” of Flyboarding.
I’m thinking the breeze and the water must have ruined his hair because, for some reason, Justin would not let the paparazzi get a good shot of his face, which he kept hidden under a large beach towel.
That may very well have been the case, but he compensated with a clear shot of his backside, which was totally hanging out of his bathing trunks. Thank the powers that be that he was also wearing underwear.
First off, I find it redundant to go to the beach in appropriate beachwear if you’re going to put on underwear as well. The latter defeats the purpose of the former, the way I see it.
Secondly, if you’re wearing trunks (or any kind of pants, for that matter) and your backside is hanging out completely, you might as well go out sans this item that the entire world (but you) considers absolutely essential. It’s common sense.
Justin Bieber might be the biggest thing to happen to pop music since The Beatles (only in terms of sales and popularity) but that doesn’t excuse his bad sartorial tense. The Biebs needs a lesson into “Pants and How to Wear Them 101” and he needs it fast, so I’ll join the many who have tried to deliver it to him so far.
Step 1: make sure your derriere is always covered. End of lesson.