14 DAY TRIAL // Toss another shrimp on the barbee, Australia! Brazil, prepare to go Carnivale! New Zealand, Korea and the host of other countries whose citizens have been unfairly denied their birthright to play the video and computer games of their choice can finally rejoice! Running With Scissors, the World's Most Dangerous Software Company has cut through the bureaucratic, political and censorial red tape to make the POSTAL computer games universally available.
The move will also give the POSTAL video game franchise a passport to the United Kingdom (where it was banned in a hysterical overreaction to the tragic death of Princess Diana), hardware-happy Singapore, South Africa ("We're finally going to play Sun City," joked Running With Scissors CEO Vince Desi) and the largest potential market in the world, China ("We owe them something for giving us Fried Rice with Pork," Desi passionately proclaimed).
RWS has inked a deal with Softwrap which will allow the POSTAL game line to be sold virtually anywhere on the globe through a simple online transaction. Thanks to Softwrap's ability to deal in a wide range of foreign currencies and pay systems, RWS games will now be delivered to anyone, anywhere via online access.