Reviews for star-studded comedy are pouring in, all are abysmal

Jan 31, 2013 13:23 GMT  ·  By

“Movie 43” was marketed as the most outrageous, unexpected and shocking comedy ever made and, according to reviews, it’s all that (and then some), but not in the way producers anticipated.

Reviews for the star-studded film, which came out in theaters on January 25, are pouring in and trust me when I say that not a single one recommends it as a must-see.

In fact, reviewers, be they film critics or just regular Joes who double as movie buffs, warn that you should take all steps necessary to stay away from it because, as the trailer says, once you’ve seen it, it can’t be unseen.

It’s unfunny, grotesque and incredibly offensive and, to make matters even worse, it’s all these things while boasting a cast like no other movie ever included.

Check out one of these reviews above; more are available at the link in the second paragraph.

Of the stars who were somehow guilted (I assume hope) into making this, you will recognize: Kate Winslet, Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler, Stephen Merchant, Elizabeth Banks, Naomi Watts, Kristen Bell, Emma Stone, Josh Duhamel, Johnny Knoxville, Terrence Howard, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Chloe Moretz, Jason Sudeikis, Richard Gere, Seann William Scott and Liev Schreiber, and many, many more.