14 DAY TRIAL // Hot on the heels of reports saying that Kim Kardashian had fat injected into her world-famous backside to make it even curvier than it was before, here comes a tabloid report saying the contrary, that she’s actually desperate she can’t lose weight fast enough.
Mid-week releases of tabloid covers bring us the latest gem from InTouch Weekly, which is running with the bold headline “My Butt Won’t Stop Growing!,” as usual in glaring yellow CAPS.
The full piece isn’t available yet – and won’t be until Friday or even after that date – but we can still have some fun with the cover until then. You will find it in the photo attached to this article.
“Kim’s diet disaster,” the cover reads. “She’s desperately trying to lose weight, but Kim finds herself packing on the pounds. Inside her wedding panic: I don’t want to be a fat bride!”
Kim Kardashian is preparing for a spring wedding to rapper beau / fiancé / baby daddy Kanye West, and word has it they want something even more over the top than her nuptials to basketball player Kris Humphries, whom, by the way, she divorced after 72 days.
The ceremony will be somewhere in France, probably outside Paris, and will even include a moment when the two will wear tiaras because they consider themselves royalty, or so say insiders.
Back on the topic of the mag, we are also promised: “Kim’s REAL body revealed – 10 pics she couldn’t Photoshop.” We’ll see what that’s all about in a couple of days’ time.
Earlier today, a furious Kim took to Twitter to blast all reports saying she had work done on her backside and / or fat-shaming her.
“Making fun of me pregnant & making fun of me trying to lose weight now shame on you. I'm not perfect but I will never conform to your skinny standards sorry! Not me. And BTW I've lost a lot so far & I'm proud of that! Don't give young girls a complex!” she wrote.