Kim Kardashian’s life is her career, and when you have no talent to offer as explanation for why you’re famous, you’d better find ways to make your life as interesting as possible. And because nothing sells better than a bit of controversy, throw some of that in there too.
The latest issue of Paper Magazine brings one of Kim’s most daring photospreads, as shot by famed French photographer Jean-Paul Goude. The accompanying piece states the issue’s self-imposed “assignment,” that of breaking the Internet.
This is exactly what happened, but not the way Paper and Kim were expecting.
Kim Kardashian bares it all for free, to prove a point
Word online has it that Kim didn’t make a single cent off the shoot, even though some celebrities, even less popular than she is, would have charged a lot of money for this kind of skin flashing. Apparently, Kim was so eager to work with the French photog that she offered to do it for free, in between shows in Paris at Fashion Week. The shoot took place in September.
The other reason she agreed to it was that she wanted to show the world how amazing her body was, a little over a year after she gave birth to her first child. She is supposedly preparing for baby no. 2 with husband Kanye West, so she won’t be taking any more clothes for the camera anytime soon.
Assuming the rumors are accurate, that is.
The idea behind the shoot was also to prove the kind of star power Kim had: the “assignment” itself speaks volumes for that. This was Paper proving that Kim had the power to “break” the Internet just by removing her clothes.
Well, the Internet isn’t broken yet, but it came pretty close to it. Among those people who rushed to congratulate Kim on her amazing figure and her “courage” for showing it to the camera in nothing but pearls and lots of baby oil, there were also those who found the shoot (or at least the cover) hilarious.
The responses Kim got are perhaps the best part about the spread.
Kim’s derriere looks like a glazed doughnut, a peach and Homer Simpson’s lips
Reactions to the shoot have been varied. We tried to sum up some of the best, whilst avoiding the most revealing shots, but the consensus seems to be that Kim Kardashian’s backside looks either like a peach or a glazed doughnut.
Some saw in it the backside of a centaur, so they rushed to provide a visual aid for their comparison. Others saw food items or even Kanye of Kris Jenner’s face. They also offered visual aids, and in no time, the cover had become a meme.
Celebrities too addressed the spread, expressing awe, frustration or amusement. Comedienne Chelsea Handler, for instance, posted her own version of the shot on Instagram and dared her followers to spot the real backside, hers or Kim’s.
ESPN host Michelle Beadle duly pointed that there were other, more important things happening in the world than Kim’s spread coming out, while “Glee” alum Naya Rivera reminded Kim that she was “somebody’s mother.” In case she forgot.
Again, you will find some of the funniest and safe for work responses to the spread below. We’re positive you’ll find the others on social media without a problem – as we speak, the photo is still viral.
Just purchased $633 in baby oil and performed an at-home lobotomy...let's do this. #BreakTheInternet #MoonRiver
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) November 12, 2014
Are we done talking about giant, greasy poo-makers yet? #CometLanding
— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) November 12, 2014
Naya left a comment on Kim Kardashian's pic.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/vEi81YeANT
— Naya Rivera Team (@NayaRivera_Team) November 12, 2014
#kimkardashian #kimkardashianpaper A photo posted by Gussie Is my name (@gussieismyname) on Nov 11, 2014 at 9:37am PST
I don't see why everyone's bashing kim..her photoshoot is fine pic.twitter.com/jeZcpHSky8
— Kardashian Gifs (@kimkgif) November 12, 2014
Just bought the latest issue of #PaperMagazine featuring #KimKardashian A photo posted by Borat Sagdiyev (@borat) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:56am PST
The peach emoji fits perfectly. love you girl! @KimKardashian :)#PaperMagazine pic.twitter.com/kbWely5qac
— Jose Renteria (@AcrylicGenes) November 12, 2014
Kim Kardashian, Belated congrats on your greazy tush
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) November 12, 2014
Wait! I don't get it. No disrespect to Kim but... people are offended by my breastfeeding selfies & are fine with her (amazing) booty cover?
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) November 12, 2014
And some still wonder why other countries hate us... http://t.co/Tu5zTiWrpa #BreakTheInternet
— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) November 12, 2014
So while I was sleeping we as humans landed ON A COMET 500 million km away and my whole feed involves Kim K's naked body, makes sense 😂
— Arie Luyendyk Jr. (@ariejr) November 12, 2014