14 DAY TRIAL // There is an old saying not known to many that claims celebrities can make money out of everything, even waking up in the morning. This is the case with Justin Bieber, who has just been offered the round sum of one million dollars to appear in a series of TV adverts for a gentleman's club.
The wise brains of the marketing executives over at Larry Flint's Hustler clubs decided that it would be a good idea to get Bieber on board for their promotional efforts, and they sent a letter to the singer's team, asking if he would be willing to do a TV promo for the company's venues.
New York Daily News has obtained that leaked letter and it claims that it was written by marketing director David Lieberman, though it's filled with grammatical errors and bizarre proposals. Hold on to your heats, because what's coming is a doozy.
The TV commercial is supposed to start with Justin passionately kissing a woman clad in an American-flag bikini and then burying his face in her “38 Double D's.” Justin is then supposed to look to the camera and say, “Keep it here in the good old U.S. of A.” and “Keep the lap dances a-coming when you turn 21.” Classy, right?
Lieberman then goes on to explain that “That’s not really an ad, it’s actually a public service announcement for Justin’s legions of fans who (are) about to enter adulthood.”
There is also a British version planned, for the London-based clubs, with the variation “Keep it here in jolly old England.”
The marketing director suggests that Justin Bieber celebrate his upcoming 21-st birthday, legal age in America, together with his father Jeremy in one of the company's establishments.
“There is a time honored tradition in this great country of ours of fathers taking their sons to [Exotic] Clubs when they reach 21 to learn what it means to truly be a man, and Justin can set a shining example in continuing that uniquely American rite of passage — even though we know of course that Justin is Canadian,” explains the letter.
Finally, the letter warns that Justin shouldn't take too much time to consider the offer, as Charlie Sheen is the next person on the list in case the singer doesn't want to go through with the deal.
Also, in ending, Lieberman warns that “I’m sure that I don’t have to tell you that this could be the last big offer that [Justin] will ever receive.”
The executives at Hustler know that Justin is quite partial to gentleman's clubs after he was spotted in Miami at the beginning of the year on a wild night out on the town where he cruised several such venues and spent a small fortune on exotic dancers with his entourage.