180 seconds of adjective goodness

Feb 2, 2010 11:11 GMT  ·  By
Apple CEO Steven P. Jobs delivering the 2010 iPad-focused keynote address, hosted at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (San Francisco)
   Apple CEO Steven P. Jobs delivering the 2010 iPad-focused keynote address, hosted at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (San Francisco)

Everyone knows Apple keynotes are packed full with epithets, but just how many can elude the untrained eye. Enter “iPad Keynote in less than 180 Seconds: Incredible, Beautiful, Amazing!,” a video collage of the entire set of adjectives Steve Jobs and fellow execs used in a wear-and-tear manner during last week’s presentation.

As our faithful readers should know, Apple unveiled its not-so-surprising tablet device last week. Named “iPad,” the yet-unavailable product has spurred mostly criticism, due to dozens of lacking features, some of which are actually available with its smaller sized siblings, the iPhone and iPod touch. Softpedia itself is dangerously close to agreeing with these claims, although it plans to refrain itself from harsh commentaries until its Mac editor gets a hands-on-experience.

Moving on to the next thing worth criticizing (at least according to those who aren’t very fond of Apple’s M.O.), we get a slightly different look at the Apple Keynote delivered by Apple CEO Steve Jobs and his fellow colleagues - Scott Forstall, Phil Schiller, and the rest of their happy bunch - from Neil Curtis. According to Neil, the video you are about to see below sums up “all the important words.” He adds, “I assure you that no scene is repeated and everything was said on this keynote!” He actually ended up not using all the amazings and wonderfuls, according to his comment on YouTube. “Oh, and please don't take it personal: it's meant to be humor!” Neil concludes.

Softpedia note

Who’d even dare take it personal? It’s the naked truth and even Apple’s own guys are likely to laugh at it. Well, maybe not the CEO (since the iPad is said to be his most important project yet), but everyone else with a decent sense of humor will. Plus, this is not the first time this kind of thing goes down, and we’re certainly looking forward to the next awesomely fantastic video summary of an Apple event. As Neil says, it’s just good ol’ fun.