And I never thought a flash game created to promote a movie could make you feel so ashamed

Apr 3, 2008 17:06 GMT  ·  By

As the hardcore gamer you are, you know that your in-game ego can be anything from the hero who saves the world to the bad villain. But I really doubt you have ever been (or dreamed about) a... sperm cell! Yup, we now have a game that turns you into a spermatozoon! Even more, this game is not made by some sick minds just for having fun, it actually promotes the Baby Mama Hollywood flick that is about to be launched by the end of April. However, this crazy little game really makes you wonder about stuff (and it will make you wonder every now and then if you are some kind of a perv if you play it).

If you don't know already, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Sigourney Weaver star in Baby Mama and the movie is about a successful, single businesswoman who dreams of having a baby; after having discovered she is infertile, she hires a working class woman to be her unlikely surrogate (according to IMDB). This is definitely not a reason for any sane male to start playing a game, but I must admit that I kind have a crush on Amy. OK, maybe not a crush, but I do like her.

But I was shocked. I found Destination Insemination checking out the Baby Mama official website and, even though it seemed like fun at first (something like "Hahaha! I'm a sperm!") I just feel, as I?ve said before, like a little perv, guiding my sperm towards Tina and Amy's faces... and I must clarify it now: the game is not (or at least I think it's not) an 18+, it is just a little flash game - nobody will probably play - that makes you wonder. That?s all.

And one other thing is for sure: no matter how ashamed you'll be when your colleagues will catch you playing Destination Insemination and guiding your sperm through the "labyrinth", if you start yelling "Who's your daddy?" after finishing it, they'll definitely know the answer, too.