14 DAY TRIAL // A while ago, I was asking myself (and implicitly you) about the latest trend in Hollywood young starlets, trying to find an explanation for the huge number of photos of famous women without underwear. The 'When Did Pussy Become a Bigger Star Than Sexy Kitten?' was not just something I wrote, oh - let's see - because I had nothing to do with my time, but mainly because I began to notice that more and more female stars become prone to that which is now a 'disease': the phenomenon called pantylessness. At least, that is how it should be called, by all counts!
This week (as I already said on a different occasion) was entirely devoted to Britney Spears. But, if in the past she used to keep all the headlines for her fast-selling albums and her incendiary concerts, now it was for all the wrong reasons. I imagine that there are very few people out there who still don't know that not a day out of the last seven went by without Brit Brit showing some of her lady parts, either breasts or crotch.
With the risk of repeating myself, I must mention that the downfall began when she hooked up with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Of course, that doesn't mean they are to be blamed for something that Spears did (even if - until now - they were competing neck to neck in terms of pussy flashing). They only helped her come out of her seclusion, by taking her out in town, probably with her best interest at heart.
The fact that the once popular pop icon began to show the world her true opinion on any kind of underwear is exclusively her fault, as it could only have been a cause of her lack of common sense, mixed with a complete indifference towards what the public might think of her (after all, the public is NOT the one who pays for her bills!) and with a genuine spirit of laisser faire that seemed to have stemmed from two years and something of giving birth to K-Fed's children.
The bottom line is that, now more than ever, Britney Spears is a name heard on everybody's lips. Tens of websites crashed because they posted the pics with her vagina, torrents had them for download, while the fans stood and watched in disbelief. As for myself, the first time I saw her flash her undies to the cameras, I thought, 'It just happened. It was a bad angle', although not much could justify such a photo.
But it happens to many, so I kinda gave Brit the benefit of a doubt. Then, I said it must be Paris' fault: she was the one that, up to that moment, held the ultimate title of flashing queen, offering the good people in the streets and the good people at home, in front of their computers, surfing the Internet, something that vaguely resembled free porn. And then it happened again... and again... and again... and then some more, until I lost count of how many times I'd seen parts of Britney I would have preferred not to know.
Lately, the whole pussy slip has become something so common that it rarely shocks anymore. But Britney, the pop teen, was one of those few celebrity women who - even if criticized and targeted by the media for other reasons (like smoking or walking barefoot) - has never crossed that line. I imagine that this is why the whole series of flashings is scarier than in all other cases. Sure, a 'lady' (or any woman for that matter) should know better than that, but people had such high hopes for Spears' comeback...
Instead of getting back on the horse after she dumped Federline, she turned into a porn star (maybe not quite, but she does resemble one of those dancers from the peep booths), offering very revealing shots (they are definitely not peeks!) of her no longer private privates. Not on one single occasion did she show any signs that she was in the slightest embarrassed, neither then nor later! She came, she spread, she flashed, she smiled, she left! We are to wonder, then, why are her fans begging her to go back to work and stop acting like a brainless bimbo, or why they are hoping the divorce judge will take her children away? I don't think so...
Britney showing off her goods to anyone interested enough to look (oh, and there are millions of them!) is certainly not some well thought strategy to attract more attention to herself. She already has that with the divorce and with the rumored album in the making. Neither is it a sign of 'I don't give a f**k who sees it'. From my perspective, it's sheer stupidity: as much as I liked some of her tracks or her 'live' performances, I was never that fond of her way of being and poor manners. I imagine that it eventually began to show, especially that she no longer has a stylist to help her pick up her clothes... sorry, I mean underwear.
It was fun the first time around, I have to admit that. Putting aside the grossness looking at Brit's cooch implied, at least there was the novelty element to it. Now, it's just old and lame and of poor taste. Maybe she should wake up and smell the panties, and realize that there can be only one Paris Hilton in this world... and the place is already taken. The public will probably not tolerate this kind of behavior in somebody else.
This goes out in the hope that Britney's vagina will go away and never come back again. Unless it's on that alleged, non-existent sex tape.
Oh, and I almost forgot: to catch up with the Britney-flashes-her-pussy week, click HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE. Be warned: very, very nsfw!
