Reality star says “the jokes have to stop” because she’s been married for 2 years

Jan 18, 2013 08:57 GMT  ·  By
Kourtney and Kim talk to David Letterman about Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries
   Kourtney and Kim talk to David Letterman about Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries

A pregnant Kim and her sister Kourtney Kardashian dropped by David Letterman’s show the other night to promote a brand new season of their reality show. Below are two videos from the entire thing.

As you can see, Letterman grilled Kim on her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries, trying to get her to go on the record with more details than she’s been willing to reveal until now.

Kourtney’s answer to David’s question of whether Kim married for publicity is hilarious.

Also hilarious was Kim’s reaction to Letterman telling her that he’d been making a lot of jokes on the show about her 72-day marriage. Sadly, I don’t have video of that yet but you can find one here.

However, she’s quoted as saying, “Those jokes really can't work, because I've really been married for almost two years... So it hasn’t been 72 days, it's been almost two years.”

Even if we do somehow ignore that she’s been married to the guy for 72 days (as in, actually living with him, not legally tied to him), simple math shows that it’s only one year and a half from August 2011 until January 2013.

But who’s counting, right?