Actor sends the rumor mill into overdrive with Twitter announcement

Jan 6, 2014 08:53 GMT  ·  By
Charlie Sheen and girlfriend Brett Rossi were married in Iceland over the weekend
   Charlie Sheen and girlfriend Brett Rossi were married in Iceland over the weekend

Charlie Sheen has vowed that, after 3 failed marriages (and nasty divorce and custody battles), he was done with the idea of finding happiness as a married man but, it seems, all it took was a new girlfriend to get him to change his mind.

The actor, who has been seeing former adult star Brett Rossi (aka Scottie or S) for some time, tied the knot for the fourth time on a trip to Iceland over the holidays and he broke the news to his 10.4 million fans on Twitter. And they say true love doesn’t exist.

Masheen posted the photo also attached to this article, of him and Scottie outside the former French consulate building in Reykjavík, with one of his now-trademark short poems, if that’s what you call them.

“this is the / house ware / M Gorbachev / R Reagan / did some epic./ it's also where / S and I / GOT MARRIED! / c / #RumorMilUhPede,” he wrote.

As usual, he didn’t offer any more details but, earlier in the day, he had posted a photo of his girlfriend smelling a rose, with a caption that could best be interpreted as a declaration of love.

“jus / wen ya thot / the ‘idea’ / of a perfect rose / was bred by an / ordained magistracy / of all things groovy / SHE arrived. / c,” he said. He might not be much for spelling and grammar, but it’s not hard to see why women fall for Charlie. Well, that and his proverbial generosity, especially towards women who come from Scottie’s domain of activity.

Before Scottie, Charlie was married to Donna Peele (1995-1996), Denise Richards (2002-2006), and Brooke Mueller (2008-2011). He has 5 children in total with all 3, with main custody going to them.

During his much-mediated breakdown after he was fired from “Two and a Half Men,” Sheen went public with his Goddesses, two adult stars whom he took for steady girlfriends and whom he had moved into the same house he lived.

They eventually broke up – and trashed each other on social media and in the press – and they were replaced by others whom he inevitably dumped but, by the looks of it, Masheen is still a firm believer in the institution of marriage. Congratulations are in order for the newlyweds! Unless, of course, he’s pranking us.