“Coffee is for amateurs and grandma,” he texts her, accepting her offer to “meet up”

Jun 13, 2013 15:03 GMT  ·  By

It’s no secret that Charlie Sheen has a thing for brief, casual encounters with ladies that he can pay and not call back and not feel guilty about it. With this in mind, it’s probably no surprise that he’s interested in going out on a date with Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, who recently made her debut in the adult industry.

TMZ obtained texts between the two that confirm that the two are on their way to becoming Hollywood’s newest and most surprising couple, if only for a blink of an eye.

In the leaked messages (or should I say “leaked”), Farrah tells Charlie she’d love a part on his new show “Anger Management” and then offers to meet up either on a play date with the kids or a regular date-date, for coffee.

His response was, “you sound fabulous! [but] coffee is for amateurs and grandma… would love to get together!!”

At the time of writing, the two are still trying to find a convenient time and place to meet. Can you imagine the media frenzy these two would generate if they suddenly became a couple or if he really gave her a shot on his TV show?