Demi Moore Is Ticking Time Bomb

All the reports about Demi Moore's condition circulated in the press and in the blogosphere until now are not accurate: things are far worse than that, claims the latest issue of InTouch magazine.

The issue isn't out yet (not even the online preview is), but we do have a photo of the cover – and it speaks volumes for what it will include.

According to the publication, which, as is customary, must have learned all this from reliable but unnamed sources close to Demi herself, she's hit rock bottom.

Moore was rushed to the hospital days ago after what was believed to be a party gone wrong at her house.

She was half blacked out when paramedics arrived, and is now recuperating at home, having been released from the hospital.

If one is to believe InTouch, the collapse and the emergency hospitalization aren't even half of the story.

“It's worse than anyone knows,” the tabloid says, right before the screaming headline (all in caps), “Time Bomb!.”

Demi's problems range from an addiction to cocaine to her obstinate refusal to admit she's 50 years old (almost).

“Cocaine & whip-it addiction; grinding on her daughter's friend; 'I don't need rehab!',” are just some of the revelations the tab promises to make in the latest issue, right before it asks, “Will Demi wake up before she loses everything?”

Speaking of losing, earlier today, we informed you that both Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher had visited Demi at home, worried about her health and how her state affected the family.

Bruce in particular was said to be mortified of how her recent behavior might influence their daughters, especially since the oldest, Rumer, was with her at the time she collapsed and lost consciousness.

Whether she was also doing whip-its like Demi at the house party is unknown but, at the same time, widely assumed to have been the case.