Halloween haters need to stay out of pumpkin patches, Cooper says

Oct 26, 2011 10:30 GMT  ·  By
She's a star now: “teen bride” Courtney Stodden makes it on Anderson Cooper's RidicuList
   She's a star now: “teen bride” Courtney Stodden makes it on Anderson Cooper's RidicuList

Haters won't let Courtney Stodden be great. Concerned mothers filed several complaints with a pumpkin patch in Santa Clarita Valley and got Courtney Stodden and her husband escorted off the premises for inappropriate behavior.

In the midst of all this outrage, only Anderson Cooper comes to the teen's defense – and he does it on the latest segment of the RidicuList.

For the latest show, Cooper includes all the Courtney haters on the list. Speaking of the events over the weekend, that saw her and her husband thrown out of the pumpkin patch, Cooper says haters need to get a life.

Yes, Courtney was dressed in too tiny an outfit and yes, she did engage in inappropriate PDA with her husband, he says, but that's what all crazy kids in love do.

If the wannabe star's minuscule Daisy Dukes revealed too much “crack o'lantern,” that's not her problem, he says. People should just stop looking.

“These are just two people in love, and they get thrown out of a pumpkin patch like so much trash, like rotten pumpkin,” Cooper says.

He then explains for his audience that this is just “the latest injustice” the lovers have been made to suffer, recalling previous interviews and debate about their marriage, Courtney's alleged love of plastic surgery and her music career.

Cooper also includes an interview of the 17-year-old in which she “tries to eat her own face” and mentions that one of her song, “Don't Put It On Me,” has gotten so far 2.9 million hits on YouTube.

“The Internet: It's a pumpkin patch that's impossible to get thrown out of,” he says.

Cooper concludes this RidicuList with a direct message to haters.

“It's really simple: If you don't want to see a scantily clad 17-year-old making out with her 51-year-old husband, maybe you shouldn't go to a pumpkin patch,” he says.