No triple X title, it appears, but it still has a great rear-view

Mar 26, 2008 09:23 GMT  ·  By

I still wonder if the "X-Blades" title should have been, actually, "XXX-Blades" and the new screenshots only manage to confuse me even more. Because we got a super sexy heroine that doesn't care about her clothes too much (or, better said ? she doesn't care her clothes are kind of missing), at least as long as she has something big and strong in her hands ? I'm obviously talking about the huge sword she likes to play with. Officially, the game is a "hack and slash masterpiece with a captivating Anime style." We don't know if that is true or not, but we do have a barely-legal looking girl fighting against big, ugly monsters that don't really care she is bloody freezing in her bra and thong.

We can also see from the screenshots (and I'm sure everybody will love it) that we will have a third person view, a rear view if you allow me to put it like this... that will most likely put us under a booty spell, making us forget about the gameplay, monsters, quests or everything else. "Just don't dare to move the camera!" will probably be what most of us will think whenever this game is going to be released. And be warned ? it doesn't look at all like a game your girlfriend would be happy to see you play.

Of course, having a super-sexy chick in an empty virtual world is unlikely to generate income and sequels, so 30 different classes of monsters have been included in the show, as well as over 40 different locations and a few spells to censor our heroine's beauty every now and then. Also, the X-blades used by the little angel (Ayumi's her real name) actually grant her some demonic forces, so don't expect her to cry in a corner and eat tons of icecream if you can't show up for the date. The game is in development for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 consoles and it seems that the PC version is almost done.

Oh, yes! The game just got an 18+ only sexy website up and running that can get you up and running... or you can just check the pack of screenshots below and decide how many "X"s should have been in the title.

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