The Best Chance to Be Paris Hilton
	Paris Hilton is definitely not a name that needs any introduction. The blond heiress, tabloid darling and ever-present socialite extraordinaire is definitely no stranger from the fashion world and has lent her name to everything from a clothing line to shoes, bags and perfumes branded with her name. All those who know and love Paris are also familiar with the fact that the famous heiress is endowed with a certain degree of nar ... [read more >>]
	18 June 2008, 11:02GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

More Celebrity Pictures Spread by Mail
	Celebrities have always been some of the most popular subjects on the web and spammers know it. That's why an important percentage of their attacks actually rely on celebrities, lots of messages promising hot pictures with Paris Hilton, Angelina Jolie and many other stars. However, the purpose of these emails is actually to drop malware on readers' computers and steal sensitive data or infect their systems. A similar at ... [read more >>]
	26 May 2008, 06:48GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton's Fashion Love Statement
	When it comes to Los Angeles socialite and tabloid darling extraordinaire Paris Hilton, there's not much that hasn't already been said. However, this is purely a fashion piece and we're not going to get into any details regarding Paris' other preoccupations apart from her endeavors into the world of clothing designs. You may already be aware of the fact that, like any other respectable socialite out there, ... [read more >>]
	22 May 2008, 08:32GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton Disses Kim's A*s and Jessica's Chest
	Paris Hilton was never famed for being excessively clever or tactful - not even when it came to the people we could call "her friends". The latest example in the "Paris is a complete idiot" series would be a radio interview the soon-to-be-former-heiress had to a Las Vegas morning talk show, during which she somehow managed to call Kim Kardashian's famed a*s "gross". Of course, since this is Pari ... [read more >>]
	16 April 2008, 04:17GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton Has a Miserable Life
	Paris Hilton may be head over heels in love with her new beau, lover boy Benji Madden - however, unfortunately for the socialite's ego - "ordinary" people in the street seem to have no love for her. As you might have heard, the blond disaster named Paris has her own reality show in the making, which will try to find someone patient or crazy enough to put up with Paris' whims. In other words, her life is so mis ... [read more >>]
	10 April 2008, 09:06GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton Is Head Over Heels in Love
	Paris Hilton has been missing in action over the past days, but that definitely doesn't mean that her blond brains haven't been up to their usual tricks. Which basically means that Paris was up to her old tricks of appearing clueless, saying incredibly silly things and talking way too much about herself and her perfect life. The Hilton soon-to-be-ex-heiress accompanied her current beau, Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madde ... [read more >>]
	09 April 2008, 10:46GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Nothing Gets Her Down on Her Knees
	Paris Hilton could easily be named "the planet's most persistent celebrity", which should please her, seeing how she loves superlatives attached to her name. The socialite's latest endeavor – her relationship with her former best friend's partner's twin brother Benji Madden (I dare you to say that again three times fast) – seems to have captured her own attention and dedication to such an extent, th ... [read more >>]
	31 March 2008, 04:48GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton Delusional Again
	Paris Hilton has a very good opinion about herself – that much is fact. In fact, it's safe to call Paris Hilton her own biggest fan – however, most would agree that it's not that wise to go public with that particular opinion, all the more so since the vast majority of this planet's inhabitants have a bigger IQ and way too much sense to actually say – and mean – half the things Paris comes up with. However, the soc ... [read more >>]
	29 March 2008, 06:57GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton Is a Bad Belly Dancer
	Bad news for Americans everywhere: Paris Hilton abandoned the land of the stars and stripes and is now intent on conquering other nations and continents. The starlet is currently accompanying her new beau, Benji Madden, and his band Good Charlotte on a world tour that has already taken them to Africa. The happy duo – who have been together for about two weeks now – are currently in Turkey, where Paris tried her hand at something ... [read more >>]
	28 March 2008, 06:01GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Ashton Kutcher's Show Bombs
	Ashton Kutcher's new show "Pop Fiction" (yes, the one E! allegedly "borrowed" from an idea originally forwarded to the network by the deceased Anna Nicole Smith) promised to rock the entertainment world and make editors and columnists everywhere think twice before typing out any more "unconfirmed" celebrity stories. However, after two shows were broadcast, the entertainment industry is apparentl ... [read more >>]
	25 March 2008, 11:54GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton's No-Brain Strikes Again
	Paris Hilton may be a high school drop-out who thinks stepping into urine will give you AIDS, but she's not letting a tiny little detail stop her from sharing her own brand of wisdom with the world at large. The soon-to-be-former-heiress and party girl extraordinaire has joined her new boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte on their My Coke Fest World Tour, and decided it was finally a good moment [cough] for her ... [read more >>]
	24 March 2008, 07:43GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton Is the Ultimate Narcissist
	It has never been a secret for anyone that Paris Hilton is probably one of the most notoriously narcissistic celebrities in Hollywood. The socialite has never been one to feel ashamed of promoting her own name and the products she endorses, and when it comes to her own image, there's not much that she finds unacceptable. For example, some people – even well-known fashion designers – would probably think twice before donning a top heav ... [read more >>]
	19 March 2008, 11:56GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton's Best Friend Hates Her
	It's hard to find anyone singing Paris Hilton's praises these days – and I'm not talking about magazines or the Internet, because we all know Paris is the tabloid "it" girl – but not in a very good way. However, it would seem that even Paris' (former) inner circle of close friends is being infected with the "Paris hating" virus. Star magazine quotes an insider who claims that the recently settled-dow ... [read more >>]
	18 March 2008, 09:29GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Huge Feet
	Paris Hilton is one happy lady these days – or at least she must be, given the fact that she finally has a boyfriend to show off to the world and at least a mild pretext to continue being her annoying, narcissistic self. Which, by the way, includes showing up at her sister Nicky's "Nicholai by Nicky Hilton Fall 2008" fashion show that took place at the Smashbox Studios yesterday with boyfriend Benji Madden in tow. The lovebi ... [read more >>]
	13 March 2008, 07:18GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

A Guitar Made of 18K Gold and It's Not Paris Hilton Signature: Liquid Metal GGG #001
	A guitar made from gold and not in the possession of Paris Hilton is indeed one interesting thing...at least until she decides she's a guitarist as well and gets such a fine piece of instrument art. Leaving Paris alone, here goes a nifty piece of news about guitars you don't meet every day: guitars whose bodies are made of metal! The Vancouver-based Liquid Metal Guitars (LMG) are the creators of one of the most intriguing axes yo ... [read more >>]
	11 March 2008, 08:12GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton’s Friendly Hacker Called…
	Being famous is all Paris Hilton does, and, by God, she does it so well. If it’s not the drama over being banned from the Oscars, it’s a photo shoot with her almost naked, and lowering the bar even further, a shower scene and, my gosh, even some sex tapes that were released for the world to see. I guess a bunch of money inherited helped out with that as well, but she keeps drawing attention like something stinky draws flies, if y ... [read more >>]
	10 March 2008, 15:56GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Celebrities Will Have You Screwed
	Well, what do you know: celebrities are "fighting back" against the all-invasive, all-powerful media monopoly on their lives. Poor, poor things. I mean really, who would want their face plastered on web pages all around the world within minutes of stepping outside the safety of their homes, who would want to have their faces recognized by millions and millions of fans who are willing to pay good money in order to get closer to th ... [read more >>]
	10 March 2008, 09:54GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Say What? She Might Be Engaged?
	Since it's Monday, we're all slightly depressed and still struggling to deal with the fact that the weekend is long gone – so what better way to cope with it than by having a few good laughs. Well, that and getting the latest gossip out there, the juicy bits and pieces we've been longing for ever since our morning coffee. So, here goes – funniest piece of news I read today. I do have to warn you, though – it's about Par ... [read more >>]
	10 March 2008, 08:03GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

He Can't Make the Herpes Go Away
	I have no idea what's gotten into Paris Hilton's mind these days, but it looks like she's going crazier by the day. Or maybe I shouldn't judge her too harshly. I mean, Paris is ultimately a normal girl I hear, if you ignore the fact that she's an occasionally deluded attention-seeker who believes the whole world revolves around her tiny brain and gigantic feet. But other than that, she's just a wonde ... [read more >>]
	03 March 2008, 08:27GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Ladies, Anorexia Is NOT Chic or Sexy
	Whenever I happen to come across photos of Paris Hilton's face (and I use the word "face" in a very generic sense) splashed all over the Internet almost every day, I often find myself thinking that she must be a total nightmare for her parents. I mean, we all find it either very funny, or extremely gross and annoying to be faced with Paris' fame-whoring ways, but for most part, we just glance at the photos, browse throu ... [read more >>]
	01 March 2008, 06:42GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Still Trying to Look Sexy Naked. Fails Miserably
	I was actually wondering how long this was going to take. As soon as the shamelessly fame-whoring Lindsay took the stand and posed naked for a magazine, her big "rival" Paris Hilton decided she needed to do something about it. Something classy and at the same time surprising – you know, so that LiLo could never see it coming. After an indiscriminate amount of thinking, the soon-to-be-ex-heiress came up with a wonderful idea: she ... [read more >>]
	29 February 2008, 08:47GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

When All the Skanks Get Naked...
	I think we should call a couple of astronomers, check the positions of the major constellations, and then bring in a couple of astrologists too, because I have a feeling the Earth has entered "celebrity skank" year and I think we need a detailed horoscope of how things will evolve – you know, just to be on the safe side and know what to expect. Why am I calling it "skank year"? Well, just take a look at the ph ... [read more >>]
	29 February 2008, 06:58GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Needs a New Friend to Sex...I Mean, Love
	Now, this is a good one. Everyone, take out your hankies and a box of tissues, and let's all shed a tear for poor, old, lonely Paris Hilton – a woman who is so classy and has so much style that she managed to make the world hate her simply because she makes everyone else look ugly and stupid. She is the essence of beauty and wisdom – if only we all stopped hating on her! The troublesome reality is that this wonderful creature that goe ... [read more >>]
	26 February 2008, 03:54GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Oh, Yes! Paris Banned from the Oscars!
	Finally! Finally, some things in this world work out the way they're supposed to. I really must check if I'm dreaming, because really this is too good to be true. Apparently, the people behind the Oscar ceremony this Sunday really want to keep it STD-free, so they did one of the most sensible things they could have – and banned Paris Hilton from attending the prestigious star-studded event. I mean, come on. Is Paris eve ... [read more >>]
	20 February 2008, 04:46GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Surprise! Paris Hilton Is Still a Slut!
	Boy, am I happy that my birthday is about nine months away! I really am – particularly since I have some pretty big ideas about how to celebrate this year, and I need plenty of time to put them all into practice – and by that I mean save enough to finally be able to afford that tropical island holiday I've been dreaming of for so long. You see, I'm sure you'd agree with me when I say that the average person would n ... [read more >>]
	18 February 2008, 08:06GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris and Lindsay at Each Other's Throats
	I don't think it's fair that Paris' little brother Barron Hilton should steal his older sister's spotlight, not even for one day. We all know how the eldest of the Hilton brats is fierce when it comes to defending her celebrity status, and nothing as silly as her underage brother being busted for DUI should allow the public to lose sight of the classy and intelligent creature that is Paris. So, here is our daily dish of ... [read more >>]
	13 February 2008, 09:38GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris' Little Bro Busted for DUI
	The Hiltons must be just about the most delightful family in the world. Only trouble is, they seem to have very lax standards when it comes to drinking – or maybe they simply don't teach their children that alcohol is bad. Or maybe their children simply don't pay any attention to their parents, which would explain why in less than a year two of the Hilton kids were busted for DUI. Yes, it's true – as of yesterday, Paris Hilt ... [read more >>]
	13 February 2008, 03:12GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Drunk Paris Tries to Swallow a Mike...
	Why does Paris Hilton always end up looking like she's about to perform oral sex on someone? No, I'm not kidding – and don't give me that "you're disgusting" look, you only need to take one look at these photos to figure out what I mean. And no, I don't feel ashamed of myself in the least – well, maybe I do feel a little ashamed but it's because I can't help thinking that anyone except Paris wou ... [read more >>]
	11 February 2008, 05:01GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Teach Your Little Girl How to Be a Slut
	Who on earth would allow their kid to play with a Paris Hilton doll? And no, don't give me that look – I'm not talking about a blow-up doll or some fancy new kind of vibrator or dildo. I'm not talking in code either – come on, we're not at a Scientology convention here – and no, Paris luckily didn't clone herself yet for the benefit of her many fans. What she did do, however, was to release a doll styled ... [read more >>]
	08 February 2008, 06:08GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

My Momma Taught Me Not to Flash or Suck. Oops...
	Needed any more proof that Paris Hilton is a dumb, talentless woman with hardly any sense of reality and with a lot of nerve on top of it? Oh, and did I mention she's in permanent and constant denial of her own personal value – as a human being and as... ahem, a professional? I was pretty sure I had you convinced on the "dumb" part – I mean, we're talking about the lady who believes stepping into urine will give you AID ... [read more >>]
	07 February 2008, 05:22GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Is Modest, Turns Lesbian... What's Next, Another Sex Tape?
	I spent the past half an hour trying hard to block out all my negative thoughts about Paris Hilton and think only nice, positive, purty thoughts about the soon-to-be ex heiress. I'm sorry (or maybe secretly happy but I'm not about to admit that, am I now?) to say that I failed miserably. I mean, I did try – OK, not too hard, but nevertheless, I tried – to imagine that Paris is just another human being with a reasonable amount of ... [read more >>]
	05 February 2008, 03:26GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris' Boobs Are Not Wanted Anymore
	Well, actually those weren't the exact words used by 50 Cent, but I think you get the point. And yes, I must say some champagne is in order – and I swear I'll drink it alone if no one else decides to join me. I mean, it's a big day. For months, I've been hoping that someone out there – preferably a celebrity, so that it has maximum impact – will one day finally decide to tell Paris to "get the f**k off the stage&qu ... [read more >>]
	04 February 2008, 05:36GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Doesn't Kiss Girls. She Didn't Kiss Elisha Cuthbert. I Hear She's a Virgin, Too...
	This is by far the funniest piece of news I read today – and I had a sudden epiphany. A revelation. I was touched by the sudden, divine realization that - although I still believe Paris Hilton to be an attention-seeking skank most of the times – it's still good to have her around. No, no, no – don't turn around thinking I suddenly became as crazy as Britney and I need to be committed. No, I just meant it in the sense that it' ... [read more >>]
	01 February 2008, 03:57GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris and Elisha Cuthbert - Hollywood's Latest Lesbian Couple UPDATE - Photos Of the Couple Surface
	I have no idea when Elisha Cuthbert turned from the girl next door into a full-time vamp, but I can tell you it's not good news for her – or for those of us who may have at one point or another imagined that she might actually have more brains than, say, her "House of Wax" co-star Paris Hilton. Well, folks, we were wrong – and as far as I'm concerned, maybe she inhaled some of that wax while they were shooting the movie ... [read more >>]
	31 January 2008, 06:01GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Someone, Put a Sock in Her Mouth Already!
	Kelly Osbourne must be one of the most annoying people in this world – nothing and no one seems to make her want to shut her mouth and keep her opinions to herself. I know that might sound pretty harsh, but it's true – Kelly is a rich girl, lucky enough to have been born in a rich family and have a famous mommy and daddy to look after her and make her feel like a little princess who owns the world and can do and say anything ... [read more >>]
	23 January 2008, 06:15GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

How Did Paris End Up in Jared Leto's Mouth?
	I once used to think Jared Leto was the mother of all hotness – well, if you like skinny, emaciated guys who like to go out wearing no shirt underneath their coats – but no more. After having taken just one look at this photo of Jared and Paris exchanging germs, tongues and whatever else can be found in their mouths, I felt the urgent need to go to the bathroom and relieve my poor aching stomach. I mean, come on, you know as well as I do t ... [read more >>]
	23 January 2008, 05:38GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

The Sex Tape Ladies Get Their Freak On
	Everyone, it's official: the Sundance Film Festival in Utah is the new Hollywood rage, the IT place, the place to be. Which is a pity, because the largest independent cinema festival in the States is slowly turning into a parade ground for a lot of Hollywood... well, not yet rejects, but certainly D-listers, who, as always, are readily available to make the most of the spotlight and media attention. I'm not talking about the fest ... [read more >>]
	21 January 2008, 04:58GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Nicole Disses Paris. The End of the World Must Be Near...
	This is a good one, people! Now, hands up those of you who would ever have imagined Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton's best friend and occasional friendly enemy, would end up turning into a saint? Well, a baby can really turn a woman's life around, and it seems to have been the case for the feisty, petite daughter of Lionel Richie. Ever since she got pregnant, Nicole has apparently ditched her old ways and has become a much more respo ... [read more >>]
	17 January 2008, 05:28GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris: Clothes Off, Orgasm on the Way
	I'm telling you, there's a secret war going on between Brit Brit and Paris, and although the popwreck seems to have a comfortable lead, Paris sure is strutting her stuff fighting for a fair share of the spotlight these days. We've seen more Paris action lately than we have in... well, not months, but definitely in weeks! The soon-to-be-ex-heiress did her best (and by that I mean acted incredibly stupid) to catch ou ... [read more >>]
	16 January 2008, 05:57GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton Wants to Have Sex with You! And You... And You...
	I always knew that Paris was one of the very few true Hollywood ladies out there, and now finally I can confirm it with more than just photos of her wearing strange... I mean, eccentric and stylish outfits, and snippets of Paris pretending to be smart and doing interviews with celebrity magazines. Now there's visual proof that not only is Paris classy as hell, if you'll pardon my rude language, but she's also extremely fond ... [read more >>]
	15 January 2008, 04:14GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

What a Turn-Off: Paris and Her Man-Hunter Gear
	I have a feeling someone needs a reality check, fast. And no, I'm not talking about Britney this time. You'd be surprised to learn that even though no other celebrity is currently wearing her wedding dress while going out shopping for cars, there are people out there – read that celebrities – who still have it in them to shock us into oblivion. The fact is, Paris Hilton doesn't even need to try that hard – a touch ... [read more >>]
	14 January 2008, 06:14GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Still Drunk, Still Goes Girl on Girl
	I must confess that with all this Britney madness going on I was beginning to feel a little insecure about my perspective on Hollywood and its very famous (and occasionally very crazy) residents. I was in fact beginning to doubt one of the basic principles that run the celebrity world – that the crazy will always be there, but usually kept in check by the very simple realization that people mostly like their celebrities staying in characte ... [read more >>]
	07 January 2008, 04:12GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Shows a Bit of Loving to Her Naked Self
	I know there's a word for what Paris is pictured doing in this photo... but I just can't seem to think of the right word. What's it called when a silly blonde woman (we can call her a "socialite" if we're trying for some good old fashioned political correctness, but I see no point to that) pimps up her naked self... with her own autograph? Is it a more refined form of masturbation? Well, if you think of it on ... [read more >>]
	03 January 2008, 08:02GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

The Hilton Sisters: Still Naked, Still Rich
	It was funny to see people's reactions to the news that the Hilton sisters (along with their parents, uncles, aunts and horde of cousins) have just about kissed their fabulous $30 million apiece inheritance goodbye. Some were sorry for Paris and Nicky, others rejoiced and thought this would teach the greedy Hiltons a lesson in humility, and others – just like me – remained skeptical about the whole situation. Why? Well, for the sim ... [read more >>]
	28 December 2007, 10:11GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Is Officially Broke!
	To put it bluntly, this has got to suck. I mean yes, I know we've heard rumors over the years about Paris Hilton, the world's favorite heiress (and blonde bombshell extraordinaire) being broke, cut out of her grandfather's will and so on – but this time it's for real and it's indeed a nightmare for the blonde socialite who – as we all know – has no particular talent and a whole lot of defects. Well, no more than th ... [read more >>]
	27 December 2007, 09:44GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Xbox Games Teach You About the Danger of DUI. Sorry Paris Hilton...
	In-game advertising is a hit and there are already employment ads for intelligence agencies implemented by the British government in Splinter Cell:Double Agent. Seems that this time, the British have come up with something new: they're going to implement anti drunk driving billboards in games like ... [read more >>]
	27 December 2007, 05:47GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Is Paris Loosing Her Sexy?
	Paris Hilton, everybody, is in Germany, doing what she does best – absolutely nothing special. The heiress with the heart of gold (or, rather, the skin of gold judging by her latest ad campaign) and the wonky eye is in Europe promoting the latest wonder of alcohol technology: the canned champagne. I know, the very thought of it is revolting, but everything comes in a can these days, so... I suppose we shouldn't be that surpr ... [read more >>]
	13 December 2007, 03:34GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Oh, Joy: Paris Hilton Is Naked Again...
	Why? I mean, really, why? Why does Paris Hilton believe that when all hope fades (which means, whenever she's not getting enough media attention as she believes she deserves) the wise thing to do is to burn a naked image of herself into our unsuspecting retinas – again? Why do we have to live in a world in which some people actually think Paris is sexy? Whoever told Paris that the world is dying to see her naked is either deluded or h ... [read more >>]
	12 December 2007, 06:23GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Gets Her Groove on with a Bunch of Aliens
	Dear me, some alien race has got hold of Paris Hilton and seems to be dragging her away to another planet. We really must rally our troops and do something about it. How about promise them world domination, treasures beyond their wildest dreams and plenty of human subjects for experiments (anyone knows exactly where Britney lives?) in exchange for not bringing her back? I mean, I'm sure she could lead a perfectly happy life ... [read more >>]
	10 December 2007, 08:49GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Exposed: Hayden Panettiere's Past Pole Dancing with Paris Hilton
	We all know what happens to people who come near Paris Hilton. Actually, it's not a difficult thing to predict: they either flash their most prized assets (boobs and vagina being the most prominent among them), catch a wide variety of STDs or simply start going down, down, down. Sounds familiar? Britney Spears did at least two of those three (I don't know about the STDs yet, but that doesn't mean it ain't happened yet) ... [read more >>]
	10 December 2007, 04:36GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia