Brit Brit and K-Fed Might Get Back Together
	Now that Britney Spears seems to be putting her life back together - or rather sitting by, allowing her father to put her life back together, while showing herself occasionally co-operative - the whole world is once again watching the popwreck's every move, and expecting to see her cured and back to her old self in no time. In fact, celebrity magazines currently seem so desperate for positive Britney news, that they tend to ... [read more >>]
	04 April 2008, 04:51GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

K-Fed Hooks Up with His Other Baby Momma
	The past week has been surprisingly slow on Britney news, which is a nice change given that over the past year, no day was a proper day without a hefty dose of Britney madness. However, we should have learned by now that the entertainment world is literally filled with people who were once somehow – even remotely – connected to Britney Spears. Like her former husband and baby daddy Kevin Federline, who just celebrated his 30th bi ... [read more >>]
	24 March 2008, 07:07GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Spears Is Playing on Two Fronts
	At the moment, Britney Spears is not particularly popular because of the many professional projects in which she's involved. Truth be told, the world should consider itself lucky that Britney is not behind the wheel anymore and that someone responsible is in charge of her personal life. True, she does have an album out and to this date, she did release three singles off "Blackout" – but it's no secret that mos ... [read more >>]
	18 March 2008, 05:38GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Gets Her Kids Back!
	Now this really is breaking news. After not seeing her two boys for almost two months, Hollywood's most beloved trainwreck, the occasionally-mentally unstable and paparazzi delight Britney Spears finally managed to get permission to meet her kids – in a supervised environment, of course. But nevertheless, this is probably one of the few lucky breaks for the clearly disturbed former pop princess, whose life over the past week ... [read more >>]
	23 February 2008, 06:55GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney and Her Stained Nipples Bail On Her Kids
	I have no idea what has been going on in the mind of the world's biggest celebrity trainwreck of all times, but on the other hand, I'm not sure I even want to understand any of the things going on in Britney's head. So better let the facts speak for themselves and then, if we still have a sense of reality and don't feel our heads are about to explode with the insanity of the situation, we may do a little bit of speculat ... [read more >>]
	24 January 2008, 09:42GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Shocker: Britney and Her Nipples Do the Right Thing
	I think someone should call NASA stat – and ask them to do an extra-careful outer space scan, because I'm sure some cosmic disaster is headed our way – otherwise I can't possibly explain how come Brit Brit decided to show for her scheduled deposition with Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed's attorney. I'm sure the end of the world is near. I can feel it. I mean, Brit Brit showing up for a court-appointed depo without being too ... [read more >>]
	22 January 2008, 05:07GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

K-Fed Sells His Soul to the Devil for $10 Million?
	I know people have been going on and on over the past few weeks (well, longer than that actually but it got more intense recently) about how Kevin Federline is an amazing person, a great father to his kids and so on. And yes, at first sight that's how things appear. I know it's been said before, but I think anyone would look good as a parent when put next to Britney – and it's amazing to go back a few years and read some of ... [read more >>]
	18 January 2008, 06:14GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

K-Fed the Hero? Think Again...
	Now don't you just love Kevin Federline? I kid, I kid, I know you probably don't and neither do I – but I must say I've always had mixed feelings about this guy. I think that he sort of defines that whole "the right man at the right place at the right time" cliché. I mean, if we take him as such, he's not much to begin with. He's a former back-up dancer who married a pop superstar – and the rest is pretty ... [read more >>]
	16 January 2008, 04:29GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

K-Fed Rocks the Rocker Act
	It's been a long time since I had the chance to write something about K-Fed that didn't involve him going to court, being pissed at Britney or snatching up his kids from their deluded mother after a four-hour police standoff. That and being an unemployed failed rapper with nothing to brag about except having had sex with Britney Spears at least two times – and I'm not sure that's something a guy should admit o ... [read more >>]
	11 January 2008, 08:19GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Screws the System Once Again
	I have no idea why everybody is so surprised about Britney's release from the psych ward at the Cedars-Sinai medical Center – but if it's such an outrageously silly idea, why hasn't anyone stepped up and done something about it? You know, like take Britney back to the hospital, but without the media circus for a change, without the police cars, ambulances, fire trucks and news helicopters. You see, I have a feeling the di ... [read more >>]
	07 January 2008, 09:17GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Sex with a Paparazzo and No-Show in Court... AGAIN
	Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to the Spears world of crazy, unexplained phenomena that nevertheless seem to be happening pretty regularly. Oh, I'm sorry, it slipped my mind – I forgot to mention exactly which member of the Spears family I was referring to, since there are now two ladies bearing this name out there ready to entertain us all with their highly spectacular lives. And by "highly spectacular" I mean "cr ... [read more >>]
	03 January 2008, 10:02GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Brit Brit One Step Away from Canceling Christmas...
	No day is complete without news of the Britney trainwreck. And I'm not even joking on that one – or maybe I simply developed some sort of weird addiction to this lunatic who seems to think the world is made up of herself, paparazzi and Starbucks frappuccinos. Or maybe I'm just thinking of the fact that Britney is universally acclaimed as the biggest celebrity disaster of the year. And honestly, we can't deny th ... [read more >>]
	28 December 2007, 09:26GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

The Spears Double Crazy Double Baby Drama: Here It Goes!
	I never believed this would ever happen – and even now I keep checking myself in the mirror and telling myself I have to wake up from this nightmare. But there's no escaping the Spears family drama – and now that it's exploded, there's no stopping it. So, what are the crazy Spears sisters up to now? Well, if we are to believe the rumors we're heading for some massive double baby drama: Jamie Lynn seems to have been dump ... [read more >>]
	20 December 2007, 09:11GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Brit Brit About to Royally Screw Us All
	I can't remember – didn't I just write an article earlier today about how Britney's latest video, "Piece of Me" was all right and not so much of a disaster, about how Britney had even choreographed her own dance routine for the video and overall started behaving like a professional? That was definitely an article meant to... well, not praise, but at least show some appreciation. I wasn't in fact complaining ab ... [read more >>]
	18 December 2007, 10:13GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Barely Avoids Yet ANOTHER Video Shoot Disaster
	Jive Records has probably learned its lesson and is not sitting back taking s**t for Britney Spears anymore. Remember how last week I was telling you all about how Britney was supposed to shoot the video for her new single 'Piece of Me"? Well, news has just come out that it wasn't a shoot like any other – but that Jive had in fact coughed up no less than $500,000, in order to get everything right and wash away some ... [read more >>]
	04 December 2007, 09:44GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Is This a Joke? K-Fed, Number 7 on the Most Influential Men List?
	Someone out there (possibly the Universe itself) must really hate Britney's a*s big time and seems determined to make her life a living nightmare, or at least make her feel stupid with every opportunity they get. This time, however, whoever (or whatever) Brit Brit's ill-wisher may be, they definitely overdid it just a tiny little bit. I mean, I can totally understand that they wanted to nominate K-Fed for an award - sin ... [read more >>]
	28 November 2007, 08:29GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Gets Her Kids for Christmas
	It may look that finally, something went right for Britney, as the troubled pop singer – whose life is the subject of an almost daily media circus – gets the chance to do at least one normal thing this Christmas – that is, spend it with her two sons. Gossip website TMZ reports that Brit Brit was reportedly granted custody of two-year-old Sean Preston and 14-month-old Jayden James for Christmas Day during a closed Los Angeles cour ... [read more >>]
	27 November 2007, 10:34GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Breaking Stories of the Day - Has It All Gone Too Far?
	I just realized something happened that I was not aware of – and it's quite a shock. One day went by and there was no breaking news on Britney. Really, we should be checking whether the end of the world is coming or something similar, otherwise I can't explain it. Kidding. The fact is, there's plenty of Brit Brit news today, and my one comment would be that I think we've reached that point (yes, finally) where ... [read more >>]
	20 November 2007, 03:44GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Spears Thinks She Is Cursed, Badly Needs a Brain
	This latest news in the Brit Brit saga is the funniest one I heard in ages. The crazy trainwreck apparently thinks that her latest streak of misfortunes - losing custody of her sons, failing a court ordered drugs test, facing a string of driving convictions, her ridiculous comeback performance at the MTV Video Music Awards – all that is due to her being cursed. No, really? And there was me thinking that was life as usual for the chaotic fo ... [read more >>]
	15 November 2007, 10:19GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney: Outrageous Rumors and Decisions of the Day
	Welcome, everybody, on a stroll through darling Britney's daily madness...that is, life. Today is as good a day as any other for some pretty outrageous rumors, and you'll be glad to hear I decided to offer you some more concentrated Brit news and gossip installment every day from now on and try to sum up the day's rumors concerning the trouble popwreck. As I was saying, plenty of things happened today – and here are some of ... [read more >>]
	12 November 2007, 09:47GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

More Britney Custody Drama - Same Delusional Britney
	Britney Spears has missed eight out of 14 court-ordered drug tests – or at least that's what her ex-husband's lawyer claims. The troubled popwreck – who as we all know has lost custody of her two sons (Sean Preston, two, and 13-month-old Jayden James) to ex hubby K-Fed last month – has failed to respond to several calls requesting her to take the tests within an hour. Put in plain language, this means that Brit Brit once again pr ... [read more >>]
	09 November 2007, 08:40GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney's Former Assistant Disses Even More Dirt
	I think that the one thing that really brought down Britney's career was having so many "former assistants" and former bodyguards. I mean, it's inevitable: they come, they work for Britney, they get fired or leave or...well, just disappear from the picture and finally they start talking to newspapers, telling their side of the story. This time, it's yet another former Brit assistant / enabler – we told yo ... [read more >>]
	07 November 2007, 07:00GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Breaking Britney News: Has K-Fed Tricked Brit Into Filing for Divorce?
	Or so it seems. The Britney saga is again under scrutiny, and a new by-stander and alleged witness to the whole mess speaks out. Only this time it's not about how crazy Britney is. Yes, you guessed it, someone speaks in defense of the popwreck. No, don't look at me like that – it's actually interesting news, and more than just trying to make the headlines and offer an explanation as to why Brit drinks 10 frappuccinos a day, ... [read more >>]
	05 November 2007, 04:08GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Brit Brit Learns to Be a Parent. As If...
	Someone call the Guinness Book people. This must be a record of some kind, definitely. Someone actually managed to talk Britney Spears into attending a parenting session, together with her ex-husband Kevin Federline. The miracle...I mean, meeting happened yesterday, and I really am having a tough time getting over the fact that really, Brit and K-Fed were in the same room for a while and no one was hit over the head with a frying pan. That ... [read more >>]
	25 October 2007, 06:59GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Sings About K-Fed Being a Bad Dad
	The Britster train wreck keeps on going and going. And while I was wondering how come after months and months of doing some of the craziest things imaginable, Britney Spears is still in the news and a hot topic every other day and twice on Sundays, the answer lies in the fact that the former pop princess has an amazing talent for doing the silliest things in the world at exactly the right time and leaving everyone who ever though ... [read more >>]
	19 October 2007, 10:02GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Brit Loves Her Dog More than She Loves Her Kids
	This actually doesn't surprise me too much. It was obvious that in the mad, twisted Britney Spears universe there was a different order of things than the one we're used to. And so, sources reveal that Brit apparently doesn't care too much about her kids (well, it doesn't take a genius to figure that out, judging by how she was careful to avoid doing each and every thing the judge had ordered her to do in orde ... [read more >>]
	11 October 2007, 04:21GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

How to Ignore Your Kids - the Britney Edition
	TMZ is reporting that Brit Brit has finally managed to meet up with her kids – that is, she finally conceded to open the front gates and let them in. Well, this in itself is progress. I mean, she's finally in the same room – well, house – with them, which is encouraging. Now all we have to do is teach her how to talk to them in normal, every day language, hold them, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and all those pesky, annoyin ... [read more >>]
	09 October 2007, 08:54GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Spears is Officially Crazy
	I know this may not sound as news to you – but trust me, if you thought you had seen it all, always count on Brit Brit to bring that daily dose of madness we need so badly back into our lives. I mean, yes, we all know that Brit is deranged, probably on drugs, possibly also a little drunk and that car of hers in which she constantly cruises around Los Angeles is in fact pretty much an iceberg of madness just waiting to hit everyone and ever ... [read more >>]
	09 October 2007, 05:20GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Spears Will Soon Be Broke
	Man, I knew the people behind the Cheetos and Red Bull were greedy bastards, but this is already too much. I mean, just look at what they did to Britney Spears. The poor girl, whose biggest sin (cough) is that she's completely addicted to those previously mentioned brands, and it looks like they might as well have contributed to her going bankrupt. I mean, it can only be Red Bulls and Cheetos – she hardly eats anything else – and rece ... [read more >>]
	08 October 2007, 04:49GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Hey Brit, Here's a Thought: Follow the Law!!!
	In case you were still wondering what's at stake in the attempt to enforce some well deserved order into Brit Brit's mess of a life, Commissioner Scott Gordon just made public his rulings regarding what exactly brought about Brit losing her kids – and also what is going to happen next. I mean, not that we'd expect Brit to actually comply with any of the things that she's required to do – it's been tried again and a ... [read more >>]
	05 October 2007, 03:10GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Brit Brit Goes Into Rehab? Wishful Thinking...
	Predictably, the judge ruled that Britney will NOT get her kids back and that the previous 50/50 custody arrangements will not be restored until the Britster train wreck goes back into...well, semi-train wreck mode. In other words, the only way Brit is getting anywhere near those boys for now is under monitored visitation. Which is, I'm sure you will agree, a very sensible thing to do, given all the allegations about Brit's unfit ... [read more >>]
	04 October 2007, 04:42GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Brit Brit Poses for the Paparazzi While the Judge Rules on the Fate of Her Kids
	Today is definitely one of those crazy Brit Brit days in which you just read the news about her, go "What the..." and you just shrug and resign yourself to whatever new catastrophes she's bound to bring into our lives. And the fact is, if there was any doubt left in your minds that Brit is just about the craziest person in this world, today just serves as a reminder. I was trying hard to remember that cliché about reality be ... [read more >>]
	04 October 2007, 04:35GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Spears Is the Ultimate Moron
	We've all known for a very long time that Britney is definitely not the sharpest crayon in the box, if you know what I mean. But now, after she infamously lost custody of her two boys and seemed perfectly happy about it two days ago, certain facts have come to light that prove – predictably – that it would have been very easy for Brit to keep track of everything the judge asked her to do and save herself a traumatic chain of events – ... [read more >>]
	03 October 2007, 10:11GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney's TO DO List The Day She Lost Her Kids
	Let's play a little game. No, I'm not playing Jigsaw and this is not a bad remake of the "Saw" movies, although it is grotesque, absurd and it does have a horror side to it. But just for a second, let's all pretend to be Brit Brit, who – as I'm sure you have heard and if not you can get up to speed by ... [read more >>]
	02 October 2007, 05:12GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

BRITNEY UPDATE: Why Did Brit Lose Custody?
	That's definitely the million dollar question these days. No, actually that was meant to be entirely metaphorical, seeing how even a five-year-old kid who can read and has a computer or a TV at home can probably come up with a pretty comprehensive list of why the world's favorite popwreck has finally lost her kids to her ex hubby K-Fed. Who, by the way, has probably been rolling on the floor laughing ever since news came out that ... [read more >>]
	02 October 2007, 04:33GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Spears Loses Custody of Her Kids
	It finally happened. And we're all in shock. But funnily enough (or maybe there's just too much irony in this) I don't think that all the shock surrounding Brit Brit losing custody of her kids is caused by the fact that...well, she just had her sons taken away from her, but by the fact that someone actually had the guts to do what should have been done a long time ago. And this time, there are no second guesses, no half meas ... [read more >>]
	02 October 2007, 03:54GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Is Suicidal
	I must confess, this doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Britney's life has been a total mess for...well, a long time now and it doesn't take a genius to figure out that the mother of all meltdowns is probably either on the way or already happening. Actually, I'm sort of surprised this hasn't happened earlier. But brace yourselves – Britney Spears, everyone, is so depressed she's been calling a sui ... [read more >>]
	01 October 2007, 04:47GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

GO TO CUBA, BRITNEY, GO, GO, GO...
	Welcome, everybody, aboard a new week of Britney Spears madness. Good day for a walk in the Britaloonie neighborhood, just make sure to stay tuned, 'cause there's plenty of interesting things going on. Our favorite trainwreck knows how to keep us all interested and there's no doubt about it: Brit Brit absolutely loves herself and she loves media attention. And she loves being called crazy and deranged, as long as she manages ... [read more >>]
	01 October 2007, 04:17GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Judge Warns Brit to Keep Off Booze. Following Night: Britney Gets Drunk
	I've wasted so much time wondering whether Britney really is THAT stupid. It doesn't matter what about – she just is. And I’m starting to think the only strategy that's likely to work with the popwreck is reverse psychology. We should get a judge to order her to drink till she pukes, and I'm sure that in a couple of weeks' time she'll be named model mom of the year. I don't know whether it's consciou ... [read more >>]
	21 September 2007, 10:59GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Brit Keeps Shared Custody – But Will She Stick to the Deal?
	Britney definitely has one big lucky star out there – or by the looks of it, a whole constellation. Either that, or a whole family of fairy godmothers is working round the clock to keep the lucky breaks happening for the famous popwreck. And it seems to be working. Picture this: Britney gets to keep her kids for the moment, even though the judge who ruled in her case openly stated that she does have unsolved substance abuse issues. Brit Br ... [read more >>]
	19 September 2007, 04:41GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Hired Gun Out to Get K-Fed?
	This is by far the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. It looks like Entertainment Tonight and TMZ are going head to head in a battle of statements over the fact that someone may have actually hired a contract murderer to kill Kevin Federline. It is claimed that both the FBI and the LAPD have been investigating legitimate leads connected to these rumors and that they've even warned Federline that someone wants ... [read more >>]
	18 September 2007, 05:43GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Could Lose Her Babies Today!
	Yes, here it is again – the story of the mysterious witness that is to step up and testify in the custody case between Brit Brit and K-Fed and who is, according to notorious lawyer Gloria Allred, the magician who has been threatening to pull this rabbit out of her hat. Rumors about the identity of the witness – a man – have been flying for more than a week. But Allred warns - "He is not famous. He’s just someone who’s concerned about ... [read more >>]
	17 September 2007, 06:40GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

$2.000.000 - K-Fed's Pay Off?
	Remember the news about Brit Brit's meeting with ex-hubby K-Fed last week? I'm talking about the one for which Britney actually wore a longs dress, didn't flash her vagina and was not drunk. The meeting was, as we've already told you, Britney's idea and took place in the Los Angeles offices of her lawyer Laura Wasser. Despite trying to keep everything under wraps, rumors began swirling minutes after n ... [read more >>]
	17 September 2007, 05:12GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Steers Clear of the Emmys
	So now we know. Britney will not be making an appearance on Sunday's Emmy Awards annual telecast, as it has been wildly rumored in all media over the past few days. "Britney Spears has no plans to appear on the Emmys this Sunday" stated a representative of her label, Jive. I was sort of rooting for it, but in the end, maybe it's for the best that Brit Brit decided not to do it – the world really could not have handled a ... [read more >>]
	15 September 2007, 06:54GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Tries to Settle – K-Fed Says No
	Brit Brit is stepping up – and appears to be trying to put the VMAs behind her. She's certainly had enough publicity and media attention to last her 10 lifetimes, so she has decided on a very sensible move – which is, trying to keep her custody battle with ex hubby K-Fed as private as possible. This is why she dressed in her longest dress yet, plucked up her courage and decided to ask for an unscheduled meeting with Federline and his ... [read more >>]
	14 September 2007, 08:52GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Leaves Her Kids Alone and Screaming
	I was actually wondering when Brit Brit was going to strike again. And of course, she doesn't disappoint when it comes to making herself look as deranged and as silly as possible. And one thing that we all have to understand (sorry to sound patronizing, only I've discovered there's an art to understanding Britney and I'm just trying to make all the knowledge available for all posterity) is that there's no such thin ... [read more >>]
	04 September 2007, 10:57GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

K-Fed Delivers the Deadly Blow
	Do you remember a time when all we could do was stand by and watch as Kevin Federline, rapper/superstar/actor extraordinaire, slowly took over our lives? The man was practically everywhere, from magazine covers, to movies, social gatherings, in ads, in our face around the clock! I don't know for the rest of the world but, at one point, I was kinda hoping he'd go away and never come back, that bad my exasperation with him was... ... [read more >>]
	10 August 2007, 06:18GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Spears-Federline Divorce Officially Final!
	Long gone are the days when Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were the bad kids on the block, outshining each other with their trashiness, sticking out their tongues at paps and going around town grabbing each other's groins. It was a sign of their undying love, you see and they truly were the only lovers on the face of the earth back then... Sadly, their love did eventually die down and divorce soon followed suit. It was the end ... [read more >>]
	31 July 2007, 09:21GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

The Britney Trainwreck Leaves No Survivors
	For the past year, Britney has been doing nothing else but sabotaging her own career, but I guess there's practically no need for me to tell you that, since you’ve probably put two and two together by now. First, she fought with her father in the media. Then, she fired her manager and, later on, her publicist. Then she fought with (and even allegedly slapped) her own mother. Weeks later, Brit's cousin and personal assistant Alli ... [read more >>]
	27 July 2007, 06:49GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Britney Tells Her Side of the Story in 'OK!' Magazine
	Actually, this is not actually a piece of news, since we've been hearing rumors about a tell-all in one of the major US magazines for almost half a year now. But this is closer to reality than anything else we've heard before so maybe, just maybe, we will finally get the chance to learn the truth straight from Britney and not thanks to some 'unnamed sources' no one can actually rely on. And, yes, I'm aware tha ... [read more >>]
	23 July 2007, 05:25GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia