Jessica Simpson Hospitalized Because of Booze
	Jessica Simpson was hospitalized for a few days a little over two weeks ago, and details are now emerging that might point out her rumored kidney infection was triggered by a very agitated lifestyle and a dramatic increase in her alcohol consumption. Star magazine broke the story citing "inside sources" - which can only mean that someone had access to Jessica's medical records and we might be dealing with yet anoth ... [read more >>]
	19 April 2008, 04:12GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Jealous of Ashlee's Pregnancy
	Trust Jessica Simpson to find something to cry about in her own sister's happiness. However, given the amount of attention the spoiled singer has been getting from her family - and especially her father, manager and universal do-gooder Joe Simpson - Jessica is bound to suffer from some sort of attention deficit whenever the eyes of the world stray from her blond locks and nice boobs and are fixed on someone else in her entou ... [read more >>]
	16 April 2008, 05:45GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Paris Hilton Disses Kim's A*s and Jessica's Chest
	Paris Hilton was never famed for being excessively clever or tactful - not even when it came to the people we could call "her friends". The latest example in the "Paris is a complete idiot" series would be a radio interview the soon-to-be-former-heiress had to a Las Vegas morning talk show, during which she somehow managed to call Kim Kardashian's famed a*s "gross". Of course, since this is Pari ... [read more >>]
	16 April 2008, 04:17GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Engaged
	Papa Joe Simpson has been working overtime on bringing his two daughters back in the spotlight, and it looks like his efforts are finally paid off. Jessica is featured shaving and sporting a wet swimming suit in Esquire magazine, thus ensuring that part of the male population on this planet will at least remember her name, if not what she does for a living (by the way, what is it these days?), and in a surprising, but not unexpec ... [read more >>]
	10 April 2008, 06:13GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Wet and Wild Jessica Simpson Does "Esquire"
	This is the second Jessica Simpson article of the day, and by all means, we seem to be dealing with a veritable Simpson sexy invasion today. Not that anyone actually minds that. The fact is, Jess seems to have taken a leaf out of the old "Lohan" book and is currently working hard to promote her "sexy dumb blond" aura by stripping down to some very wet, nipple-revealing bodysuits in the latest number of ... [read more >>]
	09 April 2008, 08:10GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Strips for Her Man
	Jessica Simpson doesn't come across as the stripper type, but as we're all about to find out, appearances may be very deceiving. It seems that, once she's safely shut away from all prying eyes, Jessica can make a complete 180° and turn from being the spoiled daddy's girl we know her to be to a full-blown stripper, putting on quite a sizzling show for the benefit of her man. As we all remember, Jess and Dallas ... [read more >>]
	09 April 2008, 04:08GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Is Really Cheap
	Useless to say, this particular piece of news has the potential to make even the most ardent and loving Jessica Simpson fans have doubts about the charitable nature of their blonde idol. As for us plain old Jessica haters (OK, "hater" is a strong word – let's go with "Jessica Simpson critics"), this is just a little juicy something to make us feel even more resentful towards the champion of break-ups and dumb remar ... [read more >>]
	11 March 2008, 07:55GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson's Derrière Dumped Again?
	There's no elegant way of saying this, so I'm just going to come out and say it: it pretty much sucks to be Jessica Simpson right about now. I know, I know – if I were to be really mean, I could say that it pretty much sucks to be Jessica any day of the week, but since I'd never ever say something like that, I'll just stick to mentioning the fact that the eldest of the Simpson sisters is apparently head over heels in lo ... [read more >>]
	26 February 2008, 10:27GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Oh, No! Jessica's Brains Are Getting Married?
	Now this must be one of the best (read that most hilarious) Jessica Simpson rumors I heard all year. Yes, I know it's February, so "all year" basically only means a couple of months, but never mind details now – the fact is... drum roll, please... Us Weekly has just come out with a ridiculous story about how Jessica Simpson and her sweetheart Tony Romo are about to get engaged. In the words of that Internet sensation that wa ... [read more >>]
	21 February 2008, 05:35GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Hates Fat People
	Now who knew Jessica Simpson was such an insensitive idiot? I mean yes, of course, we heard rumors and all, but I never believed this wonderfully empathic and selfless girl was actually a gold digger intent on nothing but taking and not giving anything back. She should have taken a few lessons in sensitivity from Lindsay Lohan, who allegedly decided to... ahem "pay tribute" to Marilyn Monroe by posing naked for a rather ... [read more >>]
	20 February 2008, 06:28GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Oh, No! Jessica's Dumb Brains Back on TV?
	I really hope someone out there – I don't know who at this point, but my money is on some benevolent alien life form (who doesn't want to play catch with the head of the Statue of Liberty) – will step in and prevent Jessica Simpson from getting her own reality show – again. I mean, really, I can understand some of the principles behind reality TV shows, I can see why some people would be fascinated with Jess and her many achievem ... [read more >>]
	18 February 2008, 05:06GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

The Day Jessica Simpson Got Drunk and Bent Over
	Hooray! Jessica Simpson strikes again. And when I say "strikes", I mean it more in the sense that she "bends over", which can only be an improvement, right? The fact is, I have missed the blonde disaster, and here she is, struggling hard to make my day better. And all of a sudden, the clouds are gone, the rain is gone, the sun shines... well, not really, but you get the point. The fact is, despite all the medi ... [read more >>]
	30 January 2008, 08:51GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Oh, the Drama: Jessica About to Be Dumped... Again
	I'm sure no one told Tony Romo that when he started dating Jessica Simpson, it would be a very sordid affair indeed. I mean, Jessica is not only one lady who loves herself so much that she simply can't see why anyone would want to break up with her – she's also one lady who doesn't take kindly to being dumped by her boyfriend, whoever that boyfriend is. I'm sure that if you look up "clinger" in the dictio ... [read more >>]
	24 January 2008, 05:36GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Leave Jessica Simpson's Boobs Alone!!!
	I tell you, where is Chrissy Crocker when you need... um, him? Someone, quick, give me the number of this champion, this brave (fe)male defender of all celebrities in distress! We need an intervention! This is an emergency, y'all – and we don't have the time to make fun of such serious issues. We need a new clip from Chrissy, and we need it now. OK, I was joking – I really was – the world really doesn't want or even remot ... [read more >>]
	17 January 2008, 04:40GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Can Microsoft Atone for the Damage Jessica Simpson Has Done to the Dallas Cowboys?
	Can Microsoft atone for the damage delivered by pop star Jessica Simpson to the Dallas Cowboys? The Redmond company has applauded a new deal inked with the Texas football team, touting that the Dallas Cowboys have selected Microsoft Dynamics as first-round draft pick. But, the entire deal is nothing more than a love triangle with Jessica Simpson in the mix. Microsoft has in fact managed to jump aboard with the Dallas Cowboys at a very unf ... [read more >>]
	14 January 2008, 10:15GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica "The Jinx" Simpson Slips a Nipple and Ruins a Life
	It's good that amid all this Britney madness we can occasionally catch a glimpse of someone else's boobs... I mean, we can occasionally have a laugh thinking about the unfortunate exploits of some other celebrity out there except the troubled popwreck. So, be nice and say "hello" to Jessica Simpson, her nipple and the overall disasters that this lovely girl somehow manages to bring to this planet. Well, no nee ... [read more >>]
	14 January 2008, 04:57GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Everybody Hates Jessica Simpson
	It's always funny to see celebrities who absolutely adore the spotlight being trashed for nothing in particulars. OK, that sounded really mean – what I meant to say was that I love seeing really annoying celebrities like, say, Jessica Simpson – who we know loves to be the center of attention and believes the sun revolves around her blonde self – get into trouble simply for being herself. Let me give you a quick reminder – Jessica is c ... [read more >>]
	11 January 2008, 06:47GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Bombs
	I must confess I honestly thought Jessica Simpson couldn't get any more pathetic than she already was. But I was wrong – which goes to show that it doesn't pay off to underestimate such a lovely, talented girl. I mean, really, we should all stop being so mean (I think that part was actually on my Christmas wish list this year but I must have blown it at some point) and acknowledge that Jessica is just about the most skillful and ... [read more >>]
	27 December 2007, 07:10GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Really Wants to Play the Hooker
	No, really! Enough is enough, and I think that the world really needs a little peace and quiet around the holidays, and when I say "peace and quiet" I have something very specific in mind: less Jessica Simpson. I mean, come on – can't this girl get a clue? She's been ruining so many things for so many people lately, it's hard to actually think of only one specific example. OK, let's go with her non-existent ca ... [read more >>]
	20 December 2007, 04:15GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Is a Blonde Jinx with a Twist
	I always suspected there was something not quite right about Jessica Simpson. Didn't you ever wonder how come this fabulously-looking woman who's got pretty much anything she could ever wish for (a great career, a great family...) still has so much s**t going on? OK, maybe I was exaggerating with the "great career and family thing" - and that's just it. She keeps trying and trying and yet there's nothing about ... [read more >>]
	17 December 2007, 03:21GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

What Do You Know: Jessica's Boobs on The Texas Screens
	If it's Jessica Simpson, then it's a sure sign that Christmas has come early this year! I'm kidding – actually, I was trying to be ironic, but in a subtle way. I have made a promise to myself. Part of the whole "be better this Christmas, be an even better person next year" wish list I make every year around the holiday season, you know – and on top of the list there was "do not be mean to Jessica Simpson" ... [read more >>]
	15 December 2007, 04:17GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

What Do You Know: Jessica Simpson HAS Breasts After All
	I was thinking about that piece of news that came in yesterday about how Jessica Simpson is desperate to strip for a movie part, in the hope that it will put her on the map and give her credibility as an actress. The fact is, judging by the blonde's latest movie efforts, it's not precisely an easy target to reach. I mean, "Blond Ambition"? That one was deemed so bad it wasn't even released in theaters anymore. And ... [read more >>]
	12 December 2007, 03:52GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Go Right ahead, Honey: Jessica Simpson Wants to Strip for Movie Part
	I always suspected Jessica Simpson was not a very smart lady (and I'm not just saying that because she's blonde, occasionally hot and a walking disaster) but now I have confirmation. And I'm very pleased with this particular piece of news, because not only does it prove that Jessica's dumb (if you'll pardon my rough vocabulary), it also makes quite a convincing point about her being a hypocrite, too. And when I say ... [read more >>]
	11 December 2007, 10:32GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson's Dad Is a Power-Hungry Matchmaker
	Jessica Simpson is taking over the world...well, not really, but this is my second article on her today (sort of) and already I'm starting to feel scared. Is she, like, the new Britney? Just when I thought there was at last some good old-fashioned peace and quiet on the dumb blonde front. But this time, at least, it's good news for Jessica – and I'm writing this article mainly to show you that this beautiful and cl ... [read more >>]
	28 November 2007, 10:22GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Turned John Mayer Gay
	I must say, I never actually cared too much about John Mayer's post-Chestica Simpson life, except that of course, I was very relieved that he had got away before turning even fuglier than he already was. I mean, come on – we're talking Jessica Simpson, folks, the most amazingly talented dumb blonde in the universe. OK, maybe "dumb" is a strong word. Let's put a friendly spin on it and go with "slight ... [read more >>]
	28 November 2007, 05:17GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Chestica Simpson Really, Really Needs a Man
	When I think about Jessica Simpson, the first word that comes to mind is "success". Yes, this blonde beauty is the absolute embodiment of what a successful, smart and great-looking blonde with more brains than it takes to fill an egg cup can do when she's determined to...well, do it. No, I was just kidding. Really, I started losing track of all the things that pop in my head whenever I read a piece of news about ou ... [read more >>]
	21 November 2007, 05:05GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Is After a "cute butt"
	Yes, well, Jessica Simpson has never been the sharpest crayon in the box and it was never actually a secret that she likes to put an "I" into pretty much every sentence she utters. And if you needed more proof that everything in her world is...well, a little silly (just like herself), the blonde singer / actress / would-be diva (who divorced former boy band singer Nick Lachey last year) declared she is done with boys and wants a ... [read more >>]
	16 November 2007, 09:21GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

The Blonde Bombshell That Couldn't
	Haven't you missed Jessica's clumsy a*s? I sure have – and lucky for me (and for all of you, I think, in the sense that now we can share a good few laughs) she's back on the big screens – sort of. No, it's not another reality show, thank God – it's the fact that the blonde walking disaster is ruining...I mean starring in another movie called "Major Movie Star". The story goes like this: Jessica is pla ... [read more >>]
	10 November 2007, 05:42GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Oh, No! Owen Wilson is Dating Chestica Simpson!
	Talk about matches NOT made in heaven. And bad timing. And raised eyebrows. No, I'm not talking about a new movie, although I wish it were the case – since then it would be just fiction and it would go away as soon as I turned off the TV. But the fact is, we've been bombarded with rumors about a possible romance between recovering actor Owen Wilson and blonde bombshell Jessica Simpson and much as I've tried to deny ... [read more >>]
	08 November 2007, 09:06GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Makes a Fool of Herself in Another Movie
	The few. The proud. The brainless blonde. That should in fact have been the dub for Jessica Simpson's latest catastrophe...I mean, movie. And if you thought she might have somehow been discouraged by the scathing reviews she received for Blonde Ambition, think again. Jess – or rather her sweet papa Simpson – is not usually discouraged by such details as a movie that bombs and disgraces the lead actress – who in fact is not really wort ... [read more >>]
	21 September 2007, 09:06GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Should Give Up Acting and Take Up Stripping
	Once upon a time, Jessica Simpson was supposed to act (some would use the word "star") in a movie called 'Blonde Ambition". Better make sure that guy Criss Angel hasn't been involved (wait, he has a strong alibi: he's been hanging around with Britney Spears these past weeks) 'cause this sure looks like a disappearing act of the formerly blonde, recently brunette singer. And while we're all wondering ... [read more >>]
	07 September 2007, 05:38GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Just Wash Her Mouth with Soap Already!
	Picking on Jessica Simpson and her acting career has become the newest IT thing, if you know what I mean, the kind of stuff that all the cool kids do if they still want to be considered that way. Maybe it's just gratuitous maliciousness or maybe a profound disgust of mediocrity is at play when it comes to harsh (more like bordering on slaughtering) criticism, but the truth is that the singer's latest projects have been anything b ... [read more >>]
	09 August 2007, 05:07GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

No One Wants to Play with Jessica Anymore!
	Jessica Simpson is a great actress, one of those few genuinely talented thespians who know all the tricks in the book to making a mind-blowing movie... in her head alone! She might be cute and cuddly-like, she may have the good looks and the financial power to back up all her forays into the art of cinematography, but daddy's little girl can't act to save her life. The critics and the public have spoken! No need fighting about it ... [read more >>]
	03 August 2007, 06:28GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Has Real Boobs, Turns to Country Music
	Jessica Simpson was offered the role of a porn star but her father turned it down, even if was certain that his daughter would get an Oscar for it. Instead, she will turn to country music because 'But, daddy, all I want to do is sing!'. The 'Blonde Ambition' star, who has worked on the set of her latest movie (to read: cinematographic catastrophe) with country legend Willie Nelson, is set to release another music album ... [read more >>]
	30 July 2007, 05:28GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Offered Porn Role
	Jessica Simpson's dad has long been considered one of those freaks one simply has to stay away from. It's not that Joe Simpson is creepy as a person, so don't get all judgmental on me or anything, but his statements and managerial decisions (he also functions as Jessica and Ashlee's publicist and manager) are, er, a bit off. Like that time when he bragged about Jessica's natural breasts and called them 'puppie ... [read more >>]
	28 July 2007, 06:07GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson Going to Boot Camp
	Jessica Simpson is not the kind of girl to let some negative criticism star in between herself and an Oscar. Fresh from wrapping production on 'Blonde Ambition', a movie allegedly so poor that it had its released date pushed back indefinitely, Jess is back to work, this time on something more 'serious', as they say, the military-based flick 'Major Movie Star'. Which, by the way, will most likely go straight to ... [read more >>]
	20 July 2007, 09:47GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Ashlee Simpson Is Next in Line for the Wedding Bells?
	So "Live Earth" brought us good music with a peaceful message, like saving the planet and stuff. It looks like this event has brought much more to the (now) blonde Ashlee as her boyfriend, rocker Pete Wentz, who asked her to marry him. According to sources, Pete did it like in the movies, on one knee and with a huge ring. Also, some say that Ashlee is also pregnant, that's why the sudden hurry over the wedding. The couple tr ... [read more >>]
	18 July 2007, 09:41GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Dallas Keeps On Coming
	Just when I thought I got rid of my worst two nightmares: "Dallas" – the soap-opera that haunted my childhood as I watched it along with my parents because I did not comprehend the full stupidity of it back then – and my other bad dream, John Travolta, wannabe actor, mystic and evil overlord... they both keep coming back with a vengeance. Rumor has it that Travolta will star as the notorious oil magnate J.R. in the rein ... [read more >>]
	14 July 2007, 04:31GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson's “Blond Ambition” Causes Nothing But Trouble
	It's common knowledge that not everybody can act. But it seems that someone forgot to tell this to Jessica Simpson. So the big-chested singer went on and played the leading part in her very own movie, which is called (and really is nothing more than her own) "Blond Ambition". The movie has been ready for some time now but the release date was set for August 3. Well, think again! Joe Simpson (yes, her father and manager), ... [read more >>]
	02 July 2007, 08:56GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Gained Weight in All the Right Places
	Last week, I had the wonderful opportunity of showing you a couple of photos of Jessica Simpson out in the town with her girls. Back then, I thought that seeing her generous cleavage would be a one-timer, since for a while now she has become more than unkind to ... [read more >>]
	01 May 2007, 11:24GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson to Star in Horror Movie
	Jessica Simpson seems to be on her way back to the glitzy world of cinematography and, this time, she might even make it. Or not. For some reason or another, this star is really set on making a name for herself in the movie industry and nothing can possibly convince her that, well, she wouldn't know good acting if it came and bit her on that gorgeous toosh of hers! If one were to enumerate the many movies in which Jessica ... [read more >>]
	23 April 2007, 09:31GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

From Nipple Slip to High-Waisted Denim Diaper
	This is a perfect example of the many things that can go wrong in less than 24 hours. I mean, look at Jessica Simpson! Yesterday she was all hot and sexy, boobs popping all over the place and even the tiniest hint of a nipple showing and now, she is what can I o ... [read more >>]
	19 April 2007, 12:34GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Takes Her Breasts Out, Almost Slips One
	In recent months, there has been only one thing that has kept Jessica Simpson in the eyes of the media (of the paparazzi, that is) and that was two things actually: her breasts. While her movie (or was there more than one?) miserably flopped, her album did not rise to the expectations of her record label (or fans, for that matter), the way she looked has been everybody's business. And you simply have to give it to me that ... [read more >>]
	18 April 2007, 10:53GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Jessica Simpson's 15 Minutes Are Up
	Once upon a time, there was a pop sensation named Jessica Simpson. Everything that she touched instantly turned into gold and each of her endeavors was appreciated by the public who doted on her. Her albums were successful, she was popular and her first acting gig got critics singing her praise. She was also happily married and starring in her own reality show, for which millions tuned in. That was such a long time ago that w ... [read more >>]
	14 March 2007, 10:17GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Joe Simpson Is Still the Same A**hole As Always
	With so much being said and written about Britney Spears in the past couple of months, it almost came as a surprise that one of the greatest men in all Hollywood restrained himself for so long before saying something on the matter. By 'one of the greatest men', you should understand, one of the most sleazy and despicable faces in showbiz, that of Joe Simpson, Ashley and Jessica Simpson's dad. We all know who pa ... [read more >>]
	10 March 2007, 05:03GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

You Know This Will Go Straight to DVD!
	As much as we love Jessica Simpson for her having a fairly good voice and for being such a cutie (almost) all the time, we have to say this: she should stick to what she's good at and leave the movie-making business to those who really know a thing or two about it. No offense, but she's a worse actress than even Mariah Carey and she, with her critically panned 'Glitter' are, like, the ultimate symbol films gon ... [read more >>]
	02 March 2007, 09:56GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia