CoCo and Her Booty Celebrate Their Birthday
	Break out the bubbly and start preparing for some serious partying – one of the world's most coveted ladies and owner of some of the most... ahem, alluring shapes you will ever have the chance to see is turning 29 this weekend. No, I'm not talking about a Brazilian supermodel, and Kate Moss is well over 30 (plus, as far as Kate goes, there are no womanly shapes to talk about) – so, without further ado, let's put aside the m ... [read more >>]
	22 March 2008, 06:18GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Really Un-Sexy (Booty) Fashion
	Since I've been writing about Oscar fashion yesterday, giving you a highlight of the night's best and worst dressed, I realize now I put all the emphasis on the red-carpet looks of all the A-listers who showed up for the ceremony and completely ignored a whole crowd of people. I mean, they may not be as famous and they may not have been wearing dressed by Channel, Dior or Escada, but nevertheless – they were out for the Os ... [read more >>]
	26 February 2008, 04:55GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

New Coco Magazine Spread: The Booty Lives On
	Well, hello to you all – I hope you're at least as glad as I am that it's finally the weekend and we get to relax and allow ourselves to start the day with a cup of fresh coffee and a healthy dish of celebrity news – and definitely with a lot more enthusiasm than any other day of the week. So, here I am trying to keep you all entertained, and what better way to do that than by telling you that the queen of all sexy l ... [read more >>]
	02 February 2008, 05:46GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

CoCo's Vagina on Display Again...
	CoCo is doing her best to make all her loyal fans love her even more than they already do. What do you mean, what loyal fans? I mean all of us, of course. Aren't we all CoCo fans forever? I sure am! I mean, isn't it a sign of love that every single time this queen of style and elegance steps out in a new outfit, there are tens of articles posted on all the entertainment sites out there? I absolutely adore CoCo. She makes the s ... [read more >>]
	04 January 2008, 06:15GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

CoCo Fully Shows Us Her (Huge) Boobs...'Cause Christmas Is Coming...
	I have no idea why I'm so surprised at this photo – but nevertheless, I must once again state that CoCo has left me speechless. I mean, speechless with wonder and awe and whatever else you can think of in terms of words that express surprise. Really, really big surprise – if you know what I mean. I also think that CoCo should take it easier with the boob factor, because really, we know she's got some pretty heavy-duty a ... [read more >>]
	20 December 2007, 05:25GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Could CoCo's Boobs Get Even MORE Inflated?
	I sure have missed CoCo. And as I'm sure you all know by now, this classy lady never disappoints – so here she is again, putting in a classy (how else?) appearance at the premiere of "I Am Legend", starring Will Smith. I know you'll give her one glance and think "oh, but she's all covered up", but before you allow your thought processes to get any further, go have your eyes checked or put on your glasses ... [read more >>]
	12 December 2007, 10:05GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

CoCo Shakes Her Boobs on TV
	CoCo is just one of the most talented creatures alive. I had no idea that directors out there never actually had enough sense to call CoCo in for an audition, but if they had been blessed with this insight they would definitely have realized they have a true, authentic and genuine (actually, all those words mean pretty much the same thing, but I just felt the need to emphasize this again and again) talent on their hands. And prob ... [read more >>]
	21 November 2007, 04:40GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Coco Amazes Us with Her Luscious Booty
	Man, I've sure missed CoCo. But lucky me, the wait is finally over. Here is Coco and that ultra-classy husband of hers at Roberto Cavalli's Halloween party at Cipriani last night. And really, I'm at a loss for words. The first thing I'm going to do, though, is issue a sincere apology to Shauna Sand and her own classy Halloween outfits, which put next to Coco look pretty much like Cate Blanchett put next to Bri ... [read more >>]
	01 November 2007, 12:00GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Because That A*s Is Worth It!
	You guys know that I love me nothing more than a bit of Coco and that nothing can make my day brighter than seeing her rapturous beauty. With this in mind, I say my day couldn't have gotten any better had I crossed paths with Jenna Jameson on my way to work and she actually stopped to give me an autograph than give me the cold shoulder and that 'Stay away freak!' look that I've come to know so well. And, secondly, let&# ... [read more >>]
	06 September 2007, 11:32GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

New Hot (Photoshopped) Spread of Coco!
	Coco, this young lady who is married to rapper Ice T, is one of my all-time favorite celebrities and, by the time you're done reading this, you too will probably understand why I have come to love her so much. You see, while other starlets strive and go through hell to get noticed, for Coco, this thing comes naturally. She's a great beauty and a wonderful dresser and, consequently, it's only normal for people to notice her. ... [read more >>]
	28 July 2007, 05:44GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

How Can You Stand That Much Hotness?
	We all know who Coco is, don't we? I mean, I know I do because, ever since I stumbled upon a photo of her a while ago, I fell in love with her almost on the spot. And, to be frank, who wouldn't love such a (natural) beauty? She is practically my idol and, when I grow up, I also want to get me one of those great breasts and butt implants because they look, like, totally hot! No, seriously speaking n ... [read more >>]
	23 July 2007, 10:00GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia

Ice-T Takes Coco Out for a Walk on the Beach
	While surfing the Internet, minding my own business, working like the white-collared, model citizen that I'm pretending to be, I stumbled upon a few pictures of Ice-T and his wife, some ex-stripper known as Coco Nicole Austin. My brain was fried instantly, and my eyes melted. I mean, what the hell, man? WTF??? I searched this character on the web and found some more pictures of her, from the NFSW category. What the hell d ... [read more >>]
	14 July 2007, 06:25GMT | (c) 2008 Softpedia