A less-than-serious take on all the iWatch rumors making the rounds today

Feb 6, 2014 10:26 GMT  ·  By
A Chinese watch found on alibaba.com once thought to be the Apple iWatch spotted in the wild
   A Chinese watch found on alibaba.com once thought to be the Apple iWatch spotted in the wild

If the rumors are to be trusted, the sensor-packed iWatch will upgrade the human species to an all-new level of prowess. In all senses, we’re on our way to becoming super humans.

If you take all the iWatch rumors and make this product a reality, by all accounts the wearer will be somewhat of a super human.

The thing is said to have countless sensors monitoring everything from your blood pressure and glucose levels, to the drugs you're supposed to take and your sleep patterns.

It sounds like a medical invention really, but it’s also said to integrate with your iPhone for utilities and fun.

It will put the Internet on your wrist, and it will give you the ability to access everything from social media updates to email and news, instantly! It’s the perfect tool to just know everything all the time!

Apple has all the talent it needs to also make it look really futuristic and awesome. Undoubtedly, it will be just that.

Imagine walking around with such a gizmo in the 1800s. Within five minutes, you’d be burnt at the stake.

If you think about it, iWatch makes even the 1990s seem like a dark age. Star Trek envisioned devices that could read life signs and such, and we’re almost there 20 years later. All we need now is the Enterprise and some misunderstandings across the galaxy.

Pricey or not, curved or flat, white or black, everybody will want one if it turns out half as amazing as the press pitches it to be.

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