Maintainance takes time, he’d have other stuff to attend to

Jul 1, 2015 09:10 GMT  ·  By

Donald Trump is dead-serious about this Presidential thing: the real estate mogul turned television personality finally did good on his older promise of running for the highest office by putting his name in the 2016 Presidential race.

He’s already caused quite a ruckus with his first statements on the things he’d change if he was elected, including forcing Mexico to build a wall at the border to keep illegals from crossing over to the US, because they’re all drug dealers, rapists and thieves (not necessarily in that order).

As for the first thing President Trump would change, this one might surprise you: he will ditch the ridiculous combover he’s been sporting since he noticed the first signs of going bald.  

Donald Trump is a practical man

A few days ago, the Presidential hopeful was in Iowa to meet with his supporters and raise awareness on his campaign, the Des Moines Register informs. As you can see in the video below, he also talked about Obamacare and his plan to replace it with something that actually works, the legalization of gay marriage in all 50 states, which happened last week, and rival Jeb Bush, who is ahead of him in the polls.

But he also talked about his hair. For years, Trump has been famous for 4 things: his money, his big mouth, his orange tan and his ridiculous hairstyle.

Donald Trump, aka The Donald, is going bald, and like many other men out there, he outgrew a lock of hair from the side of the head, which is then combed backwards and over the balding spot, in what is obviously a futile attempt at hiding it from the world.

The result is something that has been compared to anything from a wig, to a caterpillar that actually lives in the Amazon, or a weasel attacking his head.   

The Trump hair has been mocked so much online, that it’s almost as famous as its owner.

Well, if America votes him President, Trump says the two will part ways.

“I would probably comb my hair back,” he says, asked about the first thing he’ll do in office. “Why? Because this thing is too hard to comb. I wouldn’t have time, because if I were in the White House, I’d be working my [butt] off.”

Donald Trump the celebrity might indulge in something as vain and time-consuming as a combover, but Donald Trump POTUS would be too busy for that. This one is all about getting business done.

Donald Trump has seen better days

Though he has more support as a Presidential hopeful than expected, Trump has seen better days. His comments on the Mexican immigrants are already costing him dearly, because NBC fired him as host of The Apprentice and severed ties with him on both the Miss USA and the Miss Universe pageants.

Trump is planning to sue over the pageant deals, saying NBC has a legally-binding contract and can’t just decide to terminate the partnership like that.

As for the Apprentice job, he insists he wouldn’t have returned for the spot in the first place, because he will be too busy with the campaign. NBC saying they fired him is just their (cheap) way of making themselves look good in the media.

Here’s a fake ad featuring Trump as a spokesperson for a hair product. You know, like a tribute for something the world might lose for good in 2016.