Avril Lavigne is definitely not on my Christmas gift list. She's not on my Easter gift list, she's not on the list of people I never met but I'd really like to meet, and I'm afraid I can't find her name on my list of favorite singers or songwriters. The truth is, I like some of her music - but that feeling totally and completely fades away when it comes to Avril as a person. We know that the teen sensation currently turned punk diva is annoying and arrogant as hell. It's not someone's subjective opinion, but the feeling that any neutral observer would get after reading a couple of interviews with this brat and watching her arrogant, inarticulate self act around other human beings (that some people would call her fans) and use her insanely foul mouth with a sense of fulfillment that's beyond anything we could ever imagine.

Avril, honey, we all understand this is your "personal style" and that you're really enjoying all the benefits of being able to eff anything and anyone that annoys you, but still... a little common sense would be nice here and there. Well, in case you wanted to hear some positive news about Avril (no, she didn't apologize for spitting on yet another journalist), the singer seems to have forsaken her fear of showing off her naked bod in public, and went for a swim in the pool with a girlfriend, with whom she seemed to get all touchy feely at one point. And what do you know - annoying Avril actually has boobs. Well, you can pretty much see them if you manage to get your mind around the ridiculous sunglasses and the horrendously pink bathing suit. So here you are - from the neck down, she almost looks human.

The trouble is, there are very nasty rumors surrounding Avril - no, no, I'm not talking about the plagiarism rumors or the feud with Chantal Kreviazuk, I'm (still) talking about the boobs. Rumor has it Avril has gone for the good old fashioned boob job, which would explain the size of her fun bags. Either that or she really is pregnant (as we've been hearing for a long time now) only as far as I can see, she isn't showing at all. So I'd go with the boob job theory, and start wondering what other work she's had done. If only they could do something about her twisted brains or foul mouth... I would pay for it myself. We'd have a bake sale here at the office, if only we were guaranteed someone instilled a little more common sense in Avril. But I doubt there's any chance of that happening any time soon...