This could be the worst prank ever, but it's true! I was browsing the web in search for some interesting news material when I stumbled upon a Kotaku piece with Jesus and free PS3s. Interesting, I said! It said "Accept Jesus, Get a PS3"...smells like blasphemy...

I looked further into the article and I discovered a link to a website called landoverbaptist.org. I clicked on it and discovered the most shocking PS3 related material so far. First of all, the material was written on behalf of Jesus, and was saying that if you want to get a free PS3 you have to accept Jesus...so far so good.

Scrolling down, I could see that Jesus wants kids to hate their parents and encourages them to get their parents' credit cards or check book, and call their "church". The material urges kids to tell their parents that they hate them, and that they want Jesus to be their new daddy explaining that Jesus will care more for them than their parents ever will.

Apparently, Jesus Christ is very upset on all the parents that didn't get a PS3 for their kids calling them too cheap. The material even reads a fake bible quote:

"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple" The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26).

All I can say about this is: WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS!!!