You Know You Missed Her, So Just Say So!

I guess you all know by now that Britney Spears has a new man. Yes, that's right, the romance with J.R. Rotem is in the past and she is moving on. A couple of days ago, the pop star was spotted on a yacht with a mysterious bearded man, snuggling and all over each other and today it turns out that the man has a name, too: he is a model and an aspiring actor called Isaac Cohen.

On his myspace profile, Mr. Cohen (who, some say, bares a striking resemblance to Brit Brit's other discharged man, Kevin Federline), used to call himself 'Eyezik'. He also said how his favorite book in the world was The Bible because, well, he can roll some 'sweet, sweet chiba' joints out of its pages.

And that's not all! Apparently, under 'interests', the model cited 'duuurtt bikes, 4 Wheelin', kung fu flicks, rappin', slappin', tappin'' as the ones that would characterize him best. Well, I guess you can have beauty AND brains at the same time...

Anyway, Isaac took his myspace down because, the moment word got out that he's dating Britney, he was overwhelmed with requests and attention and, obviously, he didn't want that. A spokesperson for L.A. Models, where Cohen is now signed, confirmed the relationship yesterday and spoke very highly of him. 'He's got a great heart and a good family, and he was raised well. He's a gentleman', the statement said, adding that the two have begun dating 'just recently... within the past month'.

But Britney is not all about finding love, meaning she is not selfish (although she was spotted getting a room with Isaac at a hotel). She also found some time and bought a new pocket dog, although the disappearance of the previous three is still unaccounted for. The Chihuahua, for which the star reportedly paid $3,200 has already been named 'Snow White' and the only thing that still remains to be seen is how much it will take until it, too, will go to that unknown place to join Bit-Bit, Lacy and Lucky.

As she was coming out of the pet shop with Snow White in her arms, Britney proved that she is a changed woman and that she's working hard to improve her image. Unfortunately, she applied the same method of damage control that Paris Hilton practically invented, by giving a homeless money right when she saw the cameras were all on her.

According to sources, the poor guy who got $300 in cash did not dare to believe his eyes and the surprise was so big that he almost had a heart attack. But Spears smiled, convinced him that she wasn't playing a practical joke on him and wished him a 'Happy New Year'.

This last part at least is great. As for the other two, you just know that Snow White will be gone within a month, when Britney will already be married with that guy (model and actor and stuff) and pregnant with his child. And that's giving her time to breathe... and party some more!

Keep your eyes on this space for information about Britney's upcoming album or, if none is available, for Britney-related gossip.