It seems that 'The Simple Life' is going on as scheduled and that little incident about Courtney Love finding drugs in Paris Hilton's bathroom is not going to stand in the way of her displaying her counseling skills to a bunch of (un)lucky kids. Her calling is to help others in this world, those who were not born with a platinum spoon in their mouths, and by God, she will do what it takes to pursue it!

So, I guess this means that we didn't get our wish: the 'reality' show has not been canceled. We might as well look on the bright side of things: hearing that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will play counselors in a fat camp is more fun than what you would have imagined.

Bear with me: the two socialites, all tanned and glamoured up, have just arrived at the camp. While the show's rep strongly denies that the camp is for fat youngsters, we can't help but imagine the kind of good these two could do for overweight people. Who else is better than Paris and Nicole to teach someone about how to stay fit, you tell me?

With a little effort of imagination, we can almost hear Paris laughing her ass off at the way the 'children' look. Like, 'Oh, my God, they are so fat! This is so NOT hot!'. Because she's classy like that. Meanwhile, Nicole could spread her knowledge on how to survive on two large cups a coffee a day, not wash your hair at all, dress like a hippie, pop pills and drive while intoxicated (she and Paris could, like, hold a joint lecture about the benefits of booze and alleged drug use).

Paris will also have her hands full, what with lectures on how to release sex tapes, how to become a 'celebrity', make movies, be a fashion icon and with introducing the good people, who probably paid tons of money to get in, into the art of music, which she masters down to perfection. There will also be additional classes on barfing like a lady, flashing your privates and how to make the perfect hit and run.

The two 'stars' will be having a field day. Now, let's face it: the kids who got in this special camp are as good as screwed. If they're not mature enough to realize who are the persons counseling them, they will probably become the next hot generation of flashers, drug-addicts (again, alleged - I just looove this word!), anorexics and fakes. Oh, I'm so excited about the brand new season of 'The Simple Life'! It'll be fun.

As a side note, Paris too could use a little help in the weight department. I mean, look at her fat arms! Can anyone say 'moo'?