You Call That a Decent Boob Job, Tara?

There was a short period of time a while ago when Tara Reid actually looked hot and no, I'm not talking about that time after she starred in 'American Pie' when she was as hot as they came! For those who are not familiar with Tara's twisted road to (and from) fame, let's just put in a couple of words to fill in the blanks.

She starred in 'American Pie', which we know was a very successful movie - therefore, Tara instantly became famous. However, at one point in her career, this gorgeous creature fell with the wrong people (mostly, the likes of Paris Hilton), started to drink and to do God knows what else, exposed and humiliated herself in public on a countless number of occasions, flashed her private parts, kissed pavements and stumbled upon people while trying (and failing) to find the way from the club to her car, made stupid remarks, appeared intoxicated on national television, stopped making movies, got tons of plastic surgery, became the butt of all jokes, got drunk again, got more plastic surgery... and we could go on like this for ages!

The point is, Tara is a continuously moving trainwreck! But she also has short periods of time when she promises she'll get the help she needs (and hopefully no more plastic surgeries), gets her act together, looks demure and intends to go back to work and the entire world is, like, 'Wow!'. Unfortunately, they last for about two seconds before trainwreckalicious Tara is back. Just like this time too!

A couple of months ago, Tara made what must only have been a very hard confession: that she had her boobs enlarged because, she said at the time, they were uneven. Also, she admitted to having had a tummy tuck. Sure, we already knew the whole story but, still, it did come as a surprise that she openly talked about the horrors that were the many interventions she had had. In that same interview, Miss Reid also stated that she would be getting one more surgery (one, just one!) to have her breasts fixed because, apparently, this time around they were too big for her taste.

And she said: 'I originally did it because I had one breast bigger than the other, but I also gained and lost weight so they were getting saggy and in Hollywood you have to look great. But now she after having the procedures corrected, she said: "I feel like a girl again... I walk out of the shower now and it's like wow I'm back".' So, now, you too can appreciate the subtle irony in here! The interview was taken in October 2006 - now compare that with these pics from last night. She really feels proud about those things dangling from her chest? Really now?

Sorry, Tara, whoever told you that you look wow could have been any of the following: a. too drunk because they tried to keep up with you (allegedly!), b. a liar you probably pay because they're part of your team of 'peeps' or c. unfamiliar with the concepts of 'girl' and 'wow'. And, I, for once, feel sorry for what you did to your great bod! The least you could do is buy a bra and spare us of sights like this! xoxo, me.