Wowffee: Now Windows Vista Can Actually Leave the Wow Taste in Your Mouth!

You don't need a product key; not even a crack. You don't need to activate it and you don't need to validate it with Windows Genuine Advantage. It is designed to integrate seamlessly into your system. No more reboots, blue screens, errors and malware. No more vulnerabilities, exploits or patches. Just Wowffee...

How do you take your coffee? Black? With sugar and milk? How about with Windows Vista? Don't you hate it when something just gets in your food? Or in your drink? Well get ready for the ultimate wakeup call, because Windows Vista just got in your coffee.

Now Windows Vista can actually leave a Wow taste in your mouth. Right, that was uncalled for, but I simply could not resist. However, a chain of coffee shops in India is bridging the gap between the Windows operating system and the number one source of caffeine world-wide. With Wowffee!

Wowffee is designed to deliver the ultimate tasting experience. Unlike the operating system that comes in six different flavors of WOW, Windows Vista Starter, Home Basic, Home Premium, Business, Enterprise and Ultimate, Wowffee delivers just a single nuance: delicious. Let the Windows Vista coffee tasting Wow start now!

But the obvious question that comes to mind is how much does it take to brew a Windows Vista coffee? Because the operating system took over five years? Is it the same case with Wowffee? And how about bootlegged products. How will customers be able to tell if what they are drinking is genuine Windows Vista coffee?

At $0.93, Windows Vista coffee is a tad more expensive than your average brand, but there are those that promise it is worth the extra money. Additionally, consumers also noted that Wowffee is somewhat of an acquired taste.