Will Smith Bends Over, Tom Cruise Is Not Far Behind

I always had a soft spot for Will Smith – and I don't mean it in the "I always imagine what it's like to find myself sharing the same bed with him" way – no, this is a purely platonic admiration, based on watching just about all his movies and thinking he's a talented guy with no crazy celebrity whims. You know, your regular, down-to-earth A-list actor who puts a lot of effort into doing his job properly and gets good reviews – the works. He's got a lovely wife and two beautiful children – the perfect American dream. The only times I don't like Will at all is when he insists on hanging out with best pal Tom Cruise.

Let me make this clear from the beginning: this is not, I repeat, not an anti-Scientology article. In any way. Actually, I am doing my best to forget that Tom believes human beings are in fact re-incarnated aliens and that one day, a bad-a*s alien will descend in a flying saucer to try and exterminate us all. The fact is, with or without Scientology, with or without weird alien cults, Tom has turned from a nice actor I used to admire into a self-inflated, pompous, preaching man who seems in awe with his own importance. And I think it's interesting to think, even if for a little bit, just what these two guys have in common.

But I'm not going to do this now – and not while I'm looking at a funny-as-hell picture of Will on all fours, when I know Tom is sitting in the background, watching wistfully (not pictured here). You know as well as I do that there have been gay rumors about Cruise flying over the years, and that things have been in turn, funny or dead serious – but this opportunity was just to funny to pass. As I was saying, I'm not implying anything, I'm just looking at Will's smiling face while bent over double and thinking what the fans of the "gay Tom" hypothesis might be thinking just about now.

"I feel honored to know him and his family. When I get around him I feel inspired. We push each other and we need that" Tom stated. Just think of all the dirty little jokes we could make starting from that little quote. But we won't. I'm still looking at that picture, and I don't know why, but I find it funny as hell. That means that either there's something wrong with my sense of humor, or there's something in the air this holiday season that makes Tom and Will look like the funniest people in the world. Which one is it, you think?



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