Open Wide, Hon!

I have no idea why Brit Brit feels she needs another house in the LA region, given that she already has two pads in the area. But you know, this is Britney Spears we're talking about after all - she is a special person, with very special and particular needs and accommodations must be made. Just start counting: kinky locked room in which she has sex, room for all the kinky sex outfits and toys, a room in which she keeps her cowboy boots (well, she only seems to have one pair of those, but think of the smell... she does need one big room to contain it), room for pets, kids... it's very tricky, finding a suitable house, you see.

So in order to be able to put up with the stress of looking at a whole lot of houses and the prospect of spending a whole lot of money, Brit Brit decided to dress up. And when I say that, I mean "wear her only pair of boots again (just think of the smell and try not to faint) and steal a suit jacket from that Osama Bin Lufti friend of hers". This, ladies and gentlemen, is how our favorite pop wreck looks like when she's supposedly clean. Well, close to clean, anyway, or as clean as she can be.

Also, I noticed that whenever Brit gets photographed these days, she's got her mouth open and one thing or another swirling around inside. From chewing gum to pieces of apple and an assortment of Starbucks drinks, it's all in there - like you can see from this fresh round of photos. It helps with creating her overall appeal, you know.

I won't even mention the second outfit, in which Brit did get rid of the hideous jacket, but accessorized the SAME boots with an even more hideous green hoodie, a white bag, fedora and a book on Jesus. Um, dunno how the book goes with the alleged drugs, drinking and kinky sex- but if there's any chance of salvation for the Britster, it's all out of our hands now, so it's ultimately a good thing she's turning to religion. Get help, Brit! And get rid of the boots, they make my eyes hurt just by looking at them.