Actor promotes new film on Conan O'Brien, sheds a tear for Robert Pattinson

Aug 3, 2012 15:27 GMT  ·  By

It's not nice to make fun of people's troubles but, if it's bound to happen (and it is, trust us), it's best if Will Ferrell does it. Check out his reaction to the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal above.

Ferrell was on Conan O'Brien the other night to promote his latest film and, out of a sudden, he burst into tears.

Asked what was wrong, he went on to detail how the recent scandal broke his heart because Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are now broken up and will never get back together again. NEVER!

Obviously, Ferrell is totally Team Sparkles, saying Kristen is single-handedly responsible for ruining the very special relationship she had with Rob. She's a “trampire,” that's what she is, he says.

We imagine there's really no need for us to explain what he means by “trampire,” so just sit back and enjoy the hilarity.