14 DAY TRIAL // I'm glad to see that Nintendo is thinking of moronic gamers as they have to decide to release a manual to teach them how to properly use the Wii.
Kotaku scanned some pictures of the Wii manual and I must say that the images are hilarious. The first picture shows two boys. One is playing with a Wii remote and in his carelessness, he is hitting the other boy in the face and his glasses get shattered. This is a definite DON'T.
The second picture shows someone playing with the nunchuck and Wii remote while the cable is wrapped around his neck. This is another definite DON'T, so don't get any cable around your neck. I have to say that you have to be a complete idiot to need this kind of advices, but never say never because you don't know what is lurking behind those Wii motes.
The third picture advises Wii owners not to pour any liquids on their consoles, as if we didn't already know that. Furthermore, don't play the Wii if you have a pacemaker and don't but the Wii box over your head, you "might" asphyxiate. Don't put the cables in your mouth, don't step on the controller and don't insert broken CDs in the Wii are the rest of the moronic rules depicted by even more moronic illustrations.
Now seriously, I wouldn't have reported this, but I feel obligated by the fact that some Wii users tend to have smaller than average Iqs. Remember that guy who trashed his entire place, and bled while playing with the Wii? These rules are meant for guys like him!