14 DAY TRIAL // If you have noted a drop in PageRank and traffic on your site lately and you have heard those stories about broken links on your site or Panda and Penguin updates, don't think that this is happening to everyone.
Google may, in fact, be targeting you specifically. In order to figure out if this is happening to you, check out if all those articles you are posting on shady directories are now backlinking to sites about cats.
If your site doesn't display in the first result page anymore and you cannot seem to find it, look for it on page 666. Perform this step now and you will know whether or not you are in trouble.
As we all know, Google is a fickle and merciless god with the power to obliterate you from the Internet completely. If you don't believe me, check out what happened to Syria.
Tips to improving your relationship with Google include but are not limited to posting photos of cats yourself, never using Bing and praying. Also, do not google this.