Whose Gorgeous Tooshie Is That?

We all love Carmen Electra because, unlike any other celebrity, she still hasn't lost contact with the real world. Of course, that doesn't mean that there are chances to bump into her on your way to work or while you're having lunch at some cheap diner. What I mean to say is that she is never with her head high up in the clouds simply because her face is plastered on all the magazines, that she is still nice enough. Just like she was when she first started.

And yet, there are things we don't like about Carmen, like the fact that she's wasting her time doing stupid things like endorsing slimming products or I don't know what cosmetics. It's not because she doesn't do it properly (how hard can it be to take part in a photo shoot and then at a press conference, after all?) but because her true calling is not that. And she, just like the rest of us, knows it all too well.

This is Carmen doing what she knows best. One of these days (hopefully, please God!), she will realize that her purpose on this earth is to shake her gorgeous tooshie on stage, inciting men's imagination and making women all over the world go something like, 'Gee, why that couldn't be me?'. She was not put here to star in movies (even if they're real funny spoofs) or to model. Unless these two require as much time possible spent in undergarments. And dancing provocatively. Yes, that too!

Miss Electra showed a packed audience why she is still considered one of the sexiest women alive by performing with a bunch of other semi-naked ladies at the Dinah Shore women's gathering in Palm Spring. While I'm sure this last part was totally lost on you (seeing that it can't possibly interest anybody), saying that Carmen thrilled her all-female audience is far from the true. And you can judge that by yourselves: from the way she handles that whip to the moves she performs on that ring, you can imagine the madness in that venue!

'Nuff talk for now. Enjoy the photos and join me in my prayers. That is the only available way right now to convince Carmen that movies and showbiz in general don't hold a candle to live entertainment. In bikinis. Red bikinis. And with whips and other devilish devices.